shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

little fucking vweirdo.

bigger fucking vweirdo!

 

What's with the three Stooges?

 

That's just ridiculous, you don't just abandon an experiment after your first step forward! Alright, yes, it's a good thing they're-- he's?-- no longer mutilating sparks and protoforms, but that's just disgusting. If you're going to do abominable experiments anyway don't be a damned quitter about it!

 

do vwhat.

 

vwhos up for a betting pool on vwho snaps first.

i say the girl goes after the short one, the tall one steps in, and the short one snaps.

 

I mean...

...if anyone has the right to be mad at him, it's me. I've forgiven him.

 

youre doing the thing vwhere you pretend not to knowv me so you dont havwe to actually listen to me for once.

 

[At last, the coin drops. Their wings ruffle a little awkwardly; they hadn't realized it was quite so personal.]

...ah. My apologies.

 

It... apology accepted.

 

youre ALL vweirdos and i dont knowv VWHAT your fucking obsession is vwith me! i mean, i knowv im hot, but YIKES.

 

"Um, nobody tried to do that to me." Ford says quickly. "I managed to keep it all under wraps until I was in college."

"...why not?" Ford is confused. "That seems like a really good thing to stop doing."

 

"With a considerable amount of help of which you were completely unaware, but yeah, you did." Stan shakes his head. Sure, some of those boys they grew up with were hot, but not hot enough to be worth all that trouble, not when there were so many hot girls around.

 

I do not approve of doing things in half-measures, and leaving a refinement process unfinished just because the initial runs were unsatisfactory is sloppy. If he had dropped the program because he realized it was awful that would be one thing, but...

 

I'm projecting on him. I don't know why he left.

 

One would expect that if it were due to a moral shift, he would also feel responsible for the survivor(s); abandoning Iridium, assuming there were no other surviving subjects, indicates a lack of such inclinations.

 

right-o, stranger.

 

stop it.

 

i dont snap. youre totally vwrong and probably dumb, evwen if you are hot.

 

you havwe no powver ovwer me to make me stop so im gonna keep doin it, especially since i knowv it bothers you.

 

*Slick's horns are yanked on again.*