shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Is "the condom broke" really the first thing you want her to know? Really?

 

Uhhhhh I haven't decided if I'm a brother yet! Sibling for sure though!

 

What's a condom? :o

 

Okay!
-stares at him for a long moment- I like you! You're cool!

 

:D
I like you too!

 

A rubber thing people wear over their dicks to prevent their cum from impregnating their partner, and/or either of them from catching a STD.

 

You're cool. Do you like playing? I like playing. I play being the Prime!

 

wwwwhat's a dick?
Or cum?
Or STD?

 

Yes I like playing! If you're the Prime what am I? :O

 

-peers at him again-
Ooooh! You're the Prime and I'm your advisor!

 

... oh right, you guys call it a spike. And cum is what comes out of it when people orgasm, and it makes a baby if it meets an egg. And STD stands for "sexually transmitted disease," which should be pretty self-explanatory.

 

Mistakes? Pssssh. With your lovely medic, I assume?

Hello! [She catches Hippolyta easily enough.] Another new sibling, hm? Nice to meet you!

It is for me to decide who is worthy of my attention, little brother, but you are quite welcome.

 

...Yeah. (*⌒▽⌒*)θ～♪

 

We'll be the ones who win this war, Santa.

 

-peers directly into her face, then nods- Hi! Nice to meet you too! I can be your advisor too if you want!

 

!!!! That's a big responsibility! But I have the best advisor so it's okay!
:D

Uhhhh....
What's... an orgasm? What eggs?
I think I wasn't made that way I just started existing :D

 

I can tell you ALL sorts of things and let you do ALL KINDS of things!

 

[He looks aside a little uncertain, then back at Onyx again, then flicks his wings indecisively.
Then he rubs them against eachother to produce a little chirping noise.]
Does Your Eterni-
Does Big Sister like engineering?

 

Wow!!!
Have you seen my kindergarten? It's really cool! But a bit small! People keep having accidental children around here! And I take care of them!
[They point at a shack of... questionable structural integrity.]

 

...That looks silly! We should make it better!