shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I wouldn't blame it on the other cat, dude.

 

This place can provide food for anyone without hurting anyone. Eat that way. -was he always standing in front of everyone?-

 

am i a good enby?..

[juice takes in a large gasp of air, puffs up their cheeks, and blows even harder]

 

see, i AM blaming it on the other cat, because ive HAD good sex. with people who ARENT em.

 

You are a cinnamon roll too pure too good for this world.

... which means, yes, you are.

 

Now where's the fun in that.
You were always a disappointment. We aren't meant to serve them. Have you forgotten that?

 

-loud hissing- Refractor where are you?

 

I serve nobody. I am merely finally fulfilling my responsibilities. And I will not let you touch them.

 

The way you were talking about it, it sounded like you had the problem with all the other cats.

 

Stars and void, what a hangover...

 

[at this, juice turns a bright shade of pink, and they bury their face in orlandeau's shirt]

 

maybe stop assuming things about my sex life when you know absolutely nothing about me.

 

-Sawbones has scrambled up to Onyx shoulder? Haunch? For a more stable perch.-

 

...Oh fragging pits below when I said I wanted a family reunion I didn't mean everyone at once.

 

thats kind of what a family reunion means

 

[Onyx flares her wings, trying to figure out if she can transform to dragon-mode without hurting any of the mechs she's trying to protect.]

If you don't perk up right the frag now I'll give you worse than a headache, brother!

 

It's all you Cronii talk about.

 

im SORRY for having a healthy sex drive, i guess.

 

-He stares.-

...this isn't going to be one of the fun ones, huh?

 

If it was healthy, you'd be able to shut up about it.