Things that are currently annoying you

@ChelG Because of a crack on my screen I initially read that as "out of touch blackhead " and I was thinking what a great insult that was .

 

My cat keeps getting on my laptop at night. And jumping off the keyboard. And after the last two times he did it my computer had to be laoded in safe and tge full this will take hours chkdsk had ro be run for things to start properly.

Now it won't even let me load into safe mode. Im going to cry

 

I know it's not her fault but I Do Not want to be up at quarter of midnight cleaning cat vomit out of my mattress
Fuck my hot life

 

@Loq Poor both of you.

 

discord added emoji reactions and it's ...... annoying
i said i was excited about a new overwatch hero being released and this one dude, who's rly negative pretty much all the time, put a thumbs down on it
and that sounds really trivial but i think that's a good example of what every interaction with him is like
he doesn't even play overwatch he just dislikes people being excited about it
i'm so tired

 

@Loq Does it help to know I now feel better about spilling chamomile tea on my bed in the middle of the night?

 

peer editing comments where i'm PRETTY sure their suggestion is bad and missing the point but i'm not 100% on whether i'm just defensive of my paper

 

Apollo managed to knock a half-full bowl of food over into a pile of junk in the office because he's a useless fucking idiot of a cat, so now Hermes is going insane and being as annoying as possible trying to find the food bits.

CATS.

 

Slug season. Bleeeeeeurgh.

 

brain too stupid for linguistics homework. wake up, brain, there is work to do

 

My husband has had Friends on tv all day (eye twitch)

And we just fought over food because I'm not hungry and that means he can't order food for some reason idfk

plus I can't get to Amazon cause page to tell them their couriers are *lying* about attempting delivery today since we haven't left the house today, and the open in app bar in Safari won't fuck off and

I. Am

Ready

To fucking

Tear. CHunks.
Out of something with my teeth

I really need my meds

 

Trump supporters.

 

Finally managed to finish a fic chapter, felt kinda confident. for like a minute.

Posted it, realized my brain is going ????????????????????????????????? over all of it because I can't recall things I've written but I know it's going in cycle so things should be okay.

Brain: you're fucking stupid for posting that, you wasted your time making it and now everyone's going to laugh at how inept you are, why do you even do this??

BRAIN YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF, MAN, I'VE GOT NO DAMN TIME FOR THIS, I'M MAKING THINGS, IF I COULD FUCKING PUNCH YOU I -WOULD- YOU ROTTEN SACK OF BULLSHIT.

 

I thought you needed to see the results of my wordreplace on this.

 

Let's play "The Express Checkout May Not Be For You!"

Let's start with an easy one: if you have more than the number of items clearly listed on the sign over my head, the express checkout may not be for you!

If you have almost three times that number of items, the express checkout is definitely not for you!

If you're going to do something else time-consuming, like argue about coupons or ask me to go get your cigarettes... the express checkout may or may not be for you, depending on whether there's a line!

If you're going to make racist comments while standing in line, no checkout should have to deal with your ass.

 

Just brought home to myself why carrier oils are important because I held a bottle at the wrong angle and now I have a skin irritation and an arm reeking of undiluted artificial roses. I don't like plain rose at the best of times.

 

Why is waking up so goddamn hard lately? I haven't changed anything about my routine...

 

Less daylight maybe? If you're in the northern hemisphere.

 

I just somehow managed to hit myself in the eye with the handle of the vacuum cleaner.

 

At work we sell a lot of things around the holidays. One thing we sell every year that never ceases to annoy me is this stupid reindeer thing. Its supposed to go in your bathroom, it's motion activated and it makes poop jokes whenever someone comes in. The same five poop jokes. Over and over. People love to test it out and never turn it off again. And its the same thing every year. I am very tired of it.