shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Stupid Child. Or have you accepted your fate?

Keep telling yourself that. Selfdelusion is an attractive flavor.

 

-Shrug.-

 

One you know as well as I do, Uni'. You can't hurt anyone here. The nature of this place does not allow it, and you must have known that from the beginning. Why bother threatening me as you are?

 

*Crunch. Itch pops a bloodstained piece of very stale popcorn into her mouth.*

 

I have been lonely for so long and you would deprive me this simple bit of familiarity?
[... has Unicron started nuzzling at Primus' neck?]

 

-sits beside the Kindergarten, muttering to himself-
This is what I married into? I can't even swear by a name any more to express my feelings.
-despite his words he is ready to doctor or protect his family and crew-

 

oh, wow, that got roboincestuous fast.

 

-Sawbones gives Onyx a last noof, then pounces down next to LS; Keeping na eye on Unicron-
So, Capt´n Nichrome didn´t happen ta share any a her best booms w´ya?

 

-...did Primus' fans just kick up a notch? yes. yes they did. he's not exactly pushing Unicron away, either-
I've missed you, Uni'. I wish you'd- I wish you'd stop.

 

[Welp. If things are going that direction, it's probably safe for now. They relax a little, settling into simple coils around Alchemist instead of the near-dome they'd become.]

Got anything else tasty, Kemst?

Yep, welcome to the smelting pits, you've got to share daddy dearest with the Unmaker 'imself.

 

-pokes her head out of the kindergarten-
Daddy?

 

Oh good. I'm so glad that the obscene number of deities are getting handsy with each other now. Any other gods planning on joining in? Where's the green one, that's always good for a laugh.

 

Which of us is the green one?

 

Not really.

-He glances down.-

How're your kids, Mala?

 

The sentient spike. Since it's approximately as holy as the rest of you are, I feel that it deserves a chance at the obscenity pile.

 

Fair enough!

 

Not holy, kid.

 

Gosh, really? Goodness me. This is such news, my goodness. Whatever will I do with myself?

 

Oh I missed you too, Prim. I missed you so much. I will...

-hisses and recoils-
I will destroy that.

 

Presumably whatever you were doing before.

-Siiiip.-