shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-the coat bristles with fear-

Where is my damnable niece!

 

see, you wont NEED your niece if youre just reasonable.

 

[Orlandeau flicks a lit cigarette butt at the coat from his spot on the sofa.]

 

Back! Back you human mongrels!

 

-He rifles around his subspace and pulls out a picture of Iridium as a sparkling.-

 

*smirk*

 

apologize for calling me stupid.

 

-crawls away as he can-

 

[juice pokes their head out of the blanket to kiss orlandeau on the cheek, before ducking back under the blanket. the lump that is juice shifts about on orlandeau's lap.]

 

*He plants a foot on the sleeve of the coat.*

 

-oh god no-

 

[Orlandeau spreads his legs out and takes a drag of his cigarette, enjoying the show.]

 

*Cronus crouches down, holding the lighter uncomfortably close to the sleeve cuff.*

apologize for calling me stupid.

 

Never!

 

ey, your ashy funeral. no one can blame me for this because youre a coat and no one likes you.

*The flame is pressed to the coat.*

 

Well, well. I was wondering where you'd run off to Uncle.

You're in quite the pickle aren't you?

-looks down at the coat theb turns up to look at cronus and thr other two-

I apologize for my uncle's behavior. I try to keep an eye on him but he has always finds a way to slink away.

 

Hush, hush just call these brutes off!

 

Is this dude a pedo or something? I have to say, some of the stuff that comes out of this guy's mouth really gives me that impression.

Also, why does he keep referring to my partner by the name "Puppy" and trying to make them uncomfortable?
[As he says "my partner," Orlandeau pats the lump in the blanket twice, eliciting an indignant but muffled response, as well as some wiggling and shifting around.]

 

Yes that is a pretty picture. Are you showing it to me for a reason?

 

cmon, i havent ever done anything this badass before, dont ruin this for me.