Grand Old Academy: A Satirical Dating Sim (demo liveblog)

please

 

She asks why the character's name is America, and whether our parents always knew we'd end up here. Apparently it's a coincidence and it phonetically translates to 'delicate flower' in Japanese.
@Beldaran CONFIRM OR DENY
Also his mouth is just as horrible as his actual mouth, I'm pleased.
Our roomie is studying politics and law. Apparently there are only three grades at this academy. She wants us to tell her everything about Japan.

I'm assuming these names are significant x3 Apparently there are 50 dorms. That seems excessive. Then again, this whole situation seems excessive, so.

I have no commentary to add here aside from the fact that without context this leads me to believe only 20 republicans in the party believe in equal rights for all and I'm wheezing.
We'll be in Sunshine dorm. This may limit my opportunities to make Simon & Garfunkle quips.

 

Kathy, you NEED to date the Donald.

Also, I'm pretty sure Megyn refers to this woman, who has referred to Trump as Voldemort before. Appropriate!

 

Megyn = FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly, who is shitty and racist but won some admiration from me when she engaged in a months-long feud with The Donald.

@KathyGaele The dorm names refer to the nicknames of American states (The Keystone State, The Sunshine State etc), and their sizes are references to .. the states' population? their number of electors? idk

 

(We live in the Florida dorm, I guess. Isn't Jeb from there?)

 

The dorms are named after the 50 states. They all have nicknames. Sunshine State, for instance, is Florida, and Golden is California. I think Keystone is Oregon? Don't know the others off the top of my head. The relative populations would be nods to state populations >u<

 

....I LIVE IN THE PEACH DORM :D

 

The contiguous 48 dorms holy christ
(The dorm names refer to the state nicknames- iirc Keystone is Pennsylvania, Golden is California, and Sunshine is good old swing state Florida.
(Looked it up- Green Mountain is Vermont, Granite is New Hampshire (????), and Equality is fucking Wyoming)

 

I added a poll. I know ya'll are probably sick of those rn, but let's see who WINS THE ELECTION OF MY HEART

 

wait, is paul ryan a romance option? he's in the poll, but did not take part in the primary and isn't in the set of LI screenshots?

 

Look I feel bad for Jeb. Maybe he couldn't win over the electorate, but he sure can win your heart
Plus if you marry him his big brother will probably send you nice paintings of your dog every Christmas

 

I voted for Marco Rubio on behalf of my grandmother who voted for him in the primary because she thought he was handsome.

 

that is one weird dog

 

shrieks

 

im stuck between the donald and the zodiac killer tbh

 

I messed up an can't edit him out >.>

HERE WE GO, HOLD ONTO YOUR SANITY.


I feel like this is symbolic of something

That surely is.

If that's what floats your boat x3

I don't know if I can do this. I feel contaminated xD

 

(googles "jeb bush marco rubio relative heights" to confirm my suspicion that rubio is stabbing jeb)