Grand Old Academy: A Satirical Dating Sim (demo liveblog)

Critical Role has conditioned me to be super happy when I see the name Gilmore. I get a feeling that I'm about to be super disappointed.

GET FUCKING WREKT.

Yay the other lady!

Or not x3

 

That's a hell of a name.

Aww.


This is pulling no punches and I love it.


I'm going to assume this is what that guy looks like. Even presented with evidence to the contrary, I will continue to believe this in my heart.

Good GOD IT NEVER ENDS

 

Q: Is the US real???
A: Unfortunately

#wtf guys i forgot how to spell unfortunate here for a sec

 

Oh hey it's the one whose art makes him look like the current Doctor.

Sounds fake, but okay.


Oh good it's Candidate Cullen.

I like to imagine he tossed his hair magnificently and shot fingerpistols out to the audience. Jeb swooned.

....I just found out I'd been misreading this one's name as Rick Sanatorium for the longest time and tbh I think I prefer that.

 

That's a fucking terrifying string of words to see put together. Never ever want to see "Empire" in the same sentence as "Donald Trump"





<Exhales>
That's all of them. The mountain has been climbed.

 

For anyone unaware, Rick Santorum is virulently homophobic, and a bunch of people on the internet decided it would be a good idea to make his last name slang for... something they felt was appropriate. Look it up on Urban Dictionary if you dare (NSFW and gross).

 

Oh thank god we're not getting a play-by-play of what went down. I wouldn't be able to handle that.

We fell asleep during it. Meg wants to know if it was as good for us as it was for her.

OH MY GOD AN ACTUAL CHOICE HOLY SHIT!! Vote now, be honest, or make the lady happy? I'm gonna get a drink and hug my dog for five minutes while you do x3

 

Welcome to AMERICA, Kathy.

 

>i vote honesty

And yep. Lone Star State. My home. It's... something, that's for sure.

 

"Motto(s): Friendship" Texas confirmed shonen protagonist.

 

HONESTY IT IS!



They talked for six hours, the convention's listless
She tells us who to vote for

 

i hate this with every fiber of my being and yet love it

 

Y E S

#same

lolsob


We wonder why she hates him so much. She's gonna stay for the results with Wallace. She asks if we can make it back to the dorm on our own. WE GET ANOTHER CHOICE!!

>..?

 

>Definitely!

(How else are we going to encounter Ted Cruz but by walking alone at night?)

 

We gon' die~!

 

A loop of the actually kinda foreboding drum beat from the anthem remix starts up.



we're gonna diiiiiiiiiie



DAFUQ are you??

 

OH MY GOD

OH MY FUCKING GOD


I've got some cognitive dissonance going here, isn't he a massive asshole??

 

Every time i think of rick perry i remember that he said adios mofo on live telivision at the end of an interview once when trying to get in the republican slot for the presidency

 

oh

oh god

doughy and cherubic

 

just seeing the words 'doughy' and 'cherubic' in the same sentence made me laugh out loud

i'm dead


this game is the worst