shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

thats racist!

 

no...it's not...other cronuses can have candy...just not you

 

VWHY NOT me.

 

Wait, why can't I?

 

I'm observing you to see why it is I'm close to you. The fact that you're so good with not-cats is already a point in your favor.

Jorin probably loving you aside, I'm another Jame though I tend to go by Torisen. And by "tend to" we can honestly say "has been my name since I was eight due to shenanigans". Shenanigans of the "I thought my father murdered my twin brother in a rage for most of my life" variety. If you've met the Tori in a dress that would be my Tori, who tends to go by Jame.

Unless there are other Toris in dresses, which isn't something I'd be opposed to really.

 

...several reasons:

1. if i try to give you candy, you'll take the bag instead
2. if i successfully give you some candy...you won't be satisfied...leading to reason 1.
3. if i give you candy...you'll become hyper...hyper itch is the nightmare no one wants to deal with
4. you eat the wrappers...you'll get sick from doing that...and can't taste the candy
5. you keep dismissing me...because i like a boy...and i find it upsetting

 

that only works for me because i know what the word means

my advice is you can annoy people way better if you use it right

 

...because you grabbed the bag from me and dumped half of it all over itch's feet...so i don't really trust you enough not to take the bag from me again...

 

Is there chocolate? :o

 

1. no i vwont!
2. says vwho.
3. im ALVWAYS hyper!
4. i didnt get sick the first time.
5. because boys are nasty!

 

But you gave me the candy?

 

ESPECIALLY that boy. hes the ugliest and grossest one ivwe evwer seen, and that INCLUDES half of my old friends.

 

yup, here!
[juice walks over to bit and gives them a kitkat]

...i was gonna give you some candy...one or two pieces...not the whole bag

my boyfriend is really cute...and i love him...please don't talk that way about him...and please don't belittle me for liking him...i'm not a "gender traitor"...if you're another person who thinks that...

 

the hell is a gender traitor.

 

But you held out the whole bag??

 

chocolate is one of humanitys better inventions

 

Ford sighs heavily and then starts chanting again.

 

if itd be easier i could just go kick it again

if youd rather sutra it you can but thats also an option thats on the table

 

boy am i glad none of you can do that to me.

 

...if you don't know, then i don't want to talk about it

i held the bag open...so you could take a piece or two...

you can have some too...if it's possible to give you any...