Grand Old Academy: A Satirical Dating Sim (demo liveblog)

mm whatcha say

 

Sweet Meteor of Death 2016
We say yes.

I
uh.
you.
uh.
you got something on your- no, not there. no, not there.
yeah.
no, not there.

Thanks America


You gotta make a statement. You gotta draw a line in the sand. You gotta ask yourself what you're willing to put up with today.
Not. Fucking. THIS.

 

I vote we move back in time to go with Marco and consign Ted to a splinter timeline

 

I second the motion

 

We look in our textbook an everything is over our head. Ted tells us not to worry.

I'M WORRIED, TED.

I'M VERY WORRIED, TED.
WHY COULDN'T IT BE THE OTHER TED. THE COOL ONE. THE MOOSE MAN.

oh god

oh god

AMERICA NO

 

:<

 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

 

YES

 

OK THIS IS HAPPENING

 

OH GOD THE TONKA REMIX OF THE ANTHEM STARTED UP AGAIN

I'm going to cry


ARE YOU HAPPY
YOU DID THIS
YOU WANTED THIS PEOPLE

THE TEXT IS COMING IN LETTER BY LETTER

 

♈ ♉ ♊ ♋ ♌ ♍ ♎ ♏ ♐ ♑ ♒ ♓ ☢ ☹ ☠
№ ➊ ␘ ♩∃ⓕ❣ ♏➂

Spoiler: translation

zodiac symbols, radiation, sadness, death
No one can defy me

 

I like how shadowed his eyes became

 

The theme abruptly cuts out.

Whiplash: activate

We finish the sheet. Ted did most of it. The teacher collects it. Says, good work. Ted says "Thank you, sir."


I need a break. And alcohol.

 

Is the disdainful student going to BE MURDERED (scare chords)

 

ted vs trump cage match

 

hopefully (??) characters get murdered in a really patriotic way, though I'm blanking on what that would actually mean?

strangling with a flag is probably illegal. I mean, aside from the murder part, it probably counts as mistreating the flag

 

Sorry guys I need to stop for now

 

Impaled with the lowest end of a flagpole.

 

summoning giant eagles to take them away

 

Yeah take care of yourself.