shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Okay but h-- uh-- she? Is this Cronus the femme one?-- she's still assuming guns can't have arms and that is Very Problematic how dare.

It's a joke man have you seen how many times she's pulled out "that's racist" when it has nothing to do with anything just go with it

 

THATS racist!!

 

I rest my case :P

 

That's racist.

 

thats infinity racist.

 

You're infinity-cubed racist!

 

...Pardon, I think I have a sneeze coming on.
[Genie itches its trigger with one of its arms, before making the arm disappear.]

 

You know, I continue to be intrigued with how people react with surprise to my presence as a talking revolver. It is not as if I am some fantastic mythical being such as John Lennon.

 

Why would people be surprised by a talking gun???

 

I fear that firearms from most other dimensions and universes lack the gift of gabber. A tragedy, truly.

 

Yeah seriously why would--

...okay no I don't want to think about why people would build their weapons without vocalizers that's just sad and cruel. ANYWAY. Let's go back to making fun of the Cronii that's always cool right.

 

is not cool!

 

*successfully breaks Siegward's healing, and Siegward rolls out of the way, and lays down and stretches out on the ground*
Well, this was an experience, now if you excuse me, I have some relaxing to catch up on.

 

What are thou chanting? I have never heard a chant like that.

 

"Most weapons in my world are not even close to having thought. I think the same may be true in many.

"Take, for instance, my service revolver." She pulls it out of the holster and breaks it open. "Nothing to it except machined steel, levers, springs and pins. It's a simple device. Everything more complicated than launching a projectile in a straight line is in my brain, not one in the gun."

 

...okay yes but nonsapient guns being muted isn't the same as sapient guns being muted. And Genie only said that they couldn't talk not that they couldn't think.

 

...wait, do you build your weapons with AI?

 

...'cuna. Babe. Coldcons and MTOs exist and so do weaponizable alts. A weapon who can think for himself or a weapon who can synthesize his own ammo... why wouldn't the Senate or either side of the war have taken advantage of that? Pits I'm pretty sure Megatron was a gun for a while a laspistol or something.

 

A person doesn't make a better weapon, they just make a weapon with the ability to debate ethics! I don't see why you'd make those alts on purpose instead of using the same resources you could use to make the frame to make a weapon that won't potentially get traumatized by being a weapon!

 

You're adorable but we already had the war over slag like this okay you don't need to yell at me about it

For frag's sake didn't I just say I didn't wanna think about it why is everyone so surprised that sentient weapons exist and why am I suddenly a Cybertronian ambassador