shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Waaaaaait, you're Req's friend??

 

too many robots, not enough cute girls. someone fix this!

 

I like you

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!! I love Mr. cutie FAAAAACE. Love more than I love waterrrrrr

 

You called?

 

HAHAHAHAHhahahahahaha. Hahaha. Ha.

Yeah, sure, why the frag not.

I'm the cutest girl you've ever seen. What's a girl.

Why are you like this? Why.... are you like this. Why.

 

More then you love meeee?

 

Did you mean "not at all you shambling disaster, point me in the right direction and for the love of Primus get your fingers away from anything important"?

Pffffffft. You? Cool?

(For real sib I'm glad you're happy with each other. Gotta get something good out of all this, right?) [He grins.]

 

Yes

Sorry ;(

 

Tend t' think that 'I only like two people' is pretty clear, d- there. That's Burlesque an' your brother, if I ain't mistaken. You ain't obliged t' like me, a'course - jus' makes me a little sad, is all.

 

DDDOOOOOON'T BE MAD

OR SAD

Dont be those

 

Okay yeah never touch my trigger again you absolute disappointment of a shooter. For shame, sib.

And I'm so cool, but it's okay if you pretend like I'm not. Awesomeness is hard to handle. He's company while the ship's fragged, and that's all a gun can ask for. (He's less of a disaster in private. Maybe.)

Brutal, squeech. Absolutely brutal.

 

It's fine.

I like you just fine. But I shouldn't.

 

i did. i vwery, vwery, vwery much did.

 

Why not, if y'don't mind me askin'?

 

Cause I can't... do all that again.

-She cringes more.-

 

Hey, darlin', it's all right. Y'don't have to do nothin' y'don't want to.

 

-That just makes her wings press down further in a non-threat signal.-

 

Too much grease? *snickers*

 

*he looks concerned*
A'right, I'll stop talkin' about it.

 

*Blink.* vwhat??