shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

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[juice beans orlandeau in the back of the head with a frozen box of grape juice, grabbing his ear when his head shifts downward as a result of the impact.]
orlandeau. knock it off...she's a dumbo who is unable to truly even see others as real people...just npcs in her own life...this is pretty futile...just accept that she is not a nice person...and will say stupid things about me sometimes...
[juice's veins glow blue and, raising their free hand, they quickly air-dry itch with a staggeringly powerful explosion of wind]

 

[Orlandeau's water is completely blown away.]
...Sorry. I just know it's a touchy subject for you, and it was so fucked up for Itch to say something like that–I was in a cold fury.

 

[juice raises a finger to orlandeau's lips]
(shhhhh...i know how attempts at bullying like that get you riled up...you've had your own bad experiences...now c'mon...let's go relieve you of that pent-up aggression...)

 

[Orlandeau cheers back up a little]

(I don't know, I'm still feeling a lot of pent up anger. You might be treading in some dangerously rough waters...)

[Even as he says this, Orlandeau allows himself to be led away.]

 

Hello, darling.

 

Do you really want her flirting with you?

 

I really don't care. It doesn't bother me. Should it?

 

It bothers a lot of people. I'd be bothered if she was flirting with me.

Also, you're way too old for her, and I think... monogamously parterned up with... Starkiller?

So yeah, I think Itch's flirting would be just be an extra, unnecessary hassle for you.

 

YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF A SPECK OF DUST!

 

Well, she did ask for a cute girl. But yeah, I'm not really looking for another relationship.

 

Ah, so you were showing off?

 

Pretty much. Just for fun. ;)

 

I should've figured.

 

What is that supposed to mean?

 

Dont Worry We Also Hardly Ever Know What The Shit He Is Talking About And We Live With Him.

 

* omg i can't wait to try playing grand old academy
* it's "human history" thats actually sorta human history??
* but its a dating sim too
* so it's PEFRECT
* i can't stand it!! XD

 

Spoiler: future dude is sad about our present

*sighs* We are so ashamed of that era of human history. So fucking ashamed.

 

DATE THE ROBOT, DOCTOR.

 

Speak for yourselves, we had a divergent timeline around 1947.