shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

* oh shoot, should i not talk about it??
* i don't want to upset anybody...
* crap i messed up v.v

* ummm...
* idk if theres a robot option???
* sorry mettaton!!!
* but even if there is one... i don't think i want to.
* x.x

 

WELL I SUPPOSE THERE IS NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE

 

Always the best option ;D

Your helm mods are fine as pits by the way is that a single mimic-piece or did someone finally figure out how to make hair that doesn't get eaten in joints?

 

What? Me?

Spoiler: future dude is sad about our present

You can talk about it. There's nothing I believe anyone can't or shouldn't talk about, and I'm not about to shut down a conversation just because I feel offended. *laughs* You should really hear how I talk with my team and the Reds and my girlfriend. Or maybe you shouldn't.

What I mean, anyway, is... do what you want to, do what works for you, don't let anyone tell you what to do... And maybe, learn from it. Learn from that period of human history so you... aliens... won't have to endure anything like that yourselves.

*sighs* ... okay, yeah, that fucking sucks.

 

*oh great*

*time yet again to feel insecure in the face of a direct comparison with another guy one of his boyfriends like/has liked*

*why did his boyfriends have to have such good taste in other people?*

 

WHY THANK YOU GORGEOUS. YES IT TAKES A GREAT DEAL OF SCIENCE TO MAKE HAIR AS MAGNIFICENT AND JOINT SAFE AS MINE. BUT YOUR HEADPIECE LOOKS VERY NICE TOO.

YOU ARE A ROBOT? YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A HUMAN!

 

Did something happen on a different version of earth?
Or-- Are we talking about American politics?
*laughs* Ya estoy lista para ese trago.

 

An AI in a robotic body, so yeah, technically. I used to think, back when I was the Alpha, that I was a ghost in a robotic body - a different robotic body than this one - but Alpha was wrong.

 

[Venture is momentarily aware of narration.]
Psssssssst. If they have good taste in other people and they also picked you I'm pretty sure that means you are also a great catch in their opinions ;D

Awwww thanks! [He preens; it's just a standard-issue military helm, but it certainly is shiny!] Where'd you get the hair mods? Know a guy who'd be interested in commissioning something similar...

 

Spoiler: future dude is sad about our present

American politics? Yeah.

What was that last bit?

... I, uh, don't know any Spanish. Sorry.

 

A drink, I simply mean that when I hear of American politics I need a drink.

 

Well, yeah, that does make sense but... it really makes me wonder sometimes, why they ultimately chose me and not the other people. Especially since a lot of why they and the other people aren't together now seems more like chance than choice. Tainell broke up with Sunshine over Bill, and Mettaton's a star dimensions away from Pap, you know...

 

DOCTOR ALPHYS MADE IT DARLING!
[Mettaton preens]

THAT IS A SHAME, IF YOU HAD BEEN A GHOST YOU COULD HAVE BEEN AS WONDERFUL AS ME!

 

Spoiler: future dude is sad about our present

*sighs* Fuck yes. I'm amazed that the states all stayed together long enough for the Director to get the cute idea to name the Freelancers after them.

*confused* You are a ghost?

 

I will say though, America's idiocy helped buffer them from the Omnic Crisis... A bit, that is. Hm, but what do I know? I am just someone who has hacked into every government across the world. *Places a finger over her mouth and grins*

 

YES LOVELY, DR ALPHYS PLACED MY SOUL IN THIS FABULOUS BODY.
[Mettaton poses]

 

BUT SURELY YOU WOULD NOT HACK SOMEONE AS WONDERFUL AS ME WOULD YOU BEAUTIFUL?

 

Yes, darling.

 

...technically I can't answer for them that's something you'd need to ask them for specifics about. But like. They did choose you for whatever reason. Slag maybe one of those reasons is just because you're more available than some superstar from another dimension or whatever but they still chose you. If they didn't wanna be with you they could just as easily say "nah man I'm outtie frag this." It's not like they gotta be in a relationship with you.

Nice thanks!!

[He looks around the rave-- Doctor Alphys is the one Mettaton was talking to earlier, right?] YO DOC ALPHYS DO YOU TAKE COMMISSIONS?

 

I've commissioned her before ; )

It was more the "sweaty" fanfiction kind of commission tho ; )