Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

>We're not here to argue.





He And His Mauscles Are Fucking Enormous









>_?

 

>I wouldn't give them up.

(i'm really feeling this qunari dude right now. let the elves escape the oppressive society they were born into!)

 

That is quite possibly the single most impractical-looking sword I have ever seen in my life.

 

>I wouldn't give them up

yeah it really does suck to be an elf. so i can't really blame these guys for what they did, they can't really believe that the law is the best way and will protect them if it consistently fails to do so and usually does the opposite.

 

>I wouldn't give them up. (Fuck Aveline, if we've gotta let Isa keep the book we can at least let the Qunari have reinforcements.)

 

>I wouldn't give them up.




(The camera zooms in on him and tilts all ominous-like.)














Aveline smacks a spear out of the air with her sword. What a badass.

 

Sorry, I spaced out and left my cursor on the screen during this tense cutscene.



I don't know what Hawke did, but apparently it works because the spear-carrier falls over.




Meanwhile, Aveline just fuckin cuts a dude in half.

 

Well, that could have gone better. (Spoiler alert: it could not have gone better. It was always going to be that bad.)







(back to green/purple/red)
>_?

 

>I'm not sure that matters.

 

She touched the tiddy.

>I'm not sure that matters.

 

...>purple

 

I should also clarify: I used to play Dragonfable. It has literal swordfish.

That is still the most impractical sword I have ever seen in my life.

 

>I'm not sure that matters.




Any objections to @wixbloom's proposed Aveline-Varric-Fenris party for the rest of EOA2?

 

None here.

 

Considering Hawke's staff was somehow back on her back when she hit that Qunari, I think she straight-up punched a motherfucker out. o_o

 

Edit: whoops I was late

(Ilu Aveline but that was not the time to be Lawful Stupid)

 

The Saarebas(es?) have this really nasty spell that..

..makes a lightning ball and then explodes it.

I wish they did not.


I kept trying to go loot the bodies but jeez there are a lot of these horny fuckers :|

They just keep coming from the stairs.

Fenris was rapidly alternating between "Mighty Blow" and just "Attack" because he was failing to target...

this apparently-underground Karashok.

But then he popped OUT of the ground, so it was okay.

 

that's what she said :P

 

Is Aveline's shield supposed to be that multicolored or is it the sky glitch again?

 

Aveline's shield actually is green and horrendously ugly.