shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

It's not forever, first of all. Primus, I hope it's not forever. Have you met the mech? [He pats Req with affection.]

SECOND OF ALL, I for one am totally down for whatever kinky slag you jets get up to. Three mechs at once? At that size? Phwoar, my fans are kickin' up just thinking about it.

Did you see my dance. I'm so good at dancing. I'll dance for money. I'd offer to be your gun but that kibble says 'get away from me as swiftly as possible' and I am not a brave mech, just a stupid one.

 

I think we have enough dancers aboard actually, though if you wanted to... brush up on your skills, I hear Burlesque makes a fantastic teacher.
We could test your aim and see if you'd like to be ship marksmech. We are technically not a military mission so you might be taken into whichever contingent you feel most comfortable with, officially.

 

It's really easy to be good at shooting when you can tell where people are all the time. I'm the best at shooting. It's part of what I do. Being a gun. Who sees through walls.

Is there a swordsmech? I wanna be the ship swordsmech. Can it be meeeeeeeeee.

 

You haven't introduced us yet! Rude! I've only seen him and heard you give him a pet name :3

And... heh, yeah, Barr and Dy can get kind of overwhelming. [The grin says this is not at all a bad thing.]

 

I.... think we do not have a swordsmech yet.
Sure, why the pits not. Have you got any preferances for your swords? Bringing your own or want something fancy from my workshop?

 

svwords < knivwes.

 

His name issssssss Requiem. Probably. Who knows. (It's Requiem.) And you're taunting me with your sultry trine now. How dare. You monster. Pics or gtfo, I wanna see what they look like, sib.

SLAG YEAH I'M THE SWORDSMECH NOW. I got some that catch fire, because fire's cool. If you can make me better ones that also catch fire, I may be convinced to use them. While on fire.

Fire's so fragging sick.

 

Guns are the best though. Everybody loves guns.

 

REQUIEM MY NAME IS REQUIEM.

I am... what am I again

 

Squeech.

 

thats true!

 

Yes. That.

Am I? *Opens his mouth fulla teeth in a mock yawn ending it off with a very soft* cuuuutieeee faaaace

 

I can do fire. I cna also do electroshocks. I can do a whole lot of things.

What about bombs?

Confused, apparently.

 

Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Picture me winking after that.

Squid leech? Yes. Yes you are. It's terrible. For shame.

[He sticks one claw in that mouth. For science.]

ELECTRO EXPLODING FIRE SWORDS.

Make it happen. Make them shoot tiny swords also.

 

No.
I'm bigger than you that's what I am. Small. Tiny. Little. Teenie. *Claps cheerfully* I use to mine energon but I was alone and I hated it so I got on a ship and joined the wreckers and then they sent me off and I found Mr. Cutie Face.

That's what I am.

... *Retreats backward with his mouth open*

Nooo. Could hurt you, I'm not going to do thAT. NOPE.

 

Eat my haaaaaaaaaaaaands.

 

Don't look at me, I don't muck about with people's relationships any more.

 

Ew :c No, you like intimidating people with those.

 

What the frag. Who this. Why are you talking to me. If you're Primus do I get a kiss. Primus kisses sparklings right? Minibots are practically the same thing. Wait fuck I don't have a forehead anymore.

Slag. Slag. Fragging slagger. You're right. Dammit.

 

:D