shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Well hey if you don't wanna get eaten out that's your call but I'd think of that as more of an offer than a threat ;D

 

Yes. Not so much in the light-sensitivity symptoms, but there are those who subsist solely on partially-processed energon from the lines of others.

 

There's sparkeaters but everyone eats energon so drinking it out of people is just sort of par for the course.

Oh frag. You're right. How did I miss that. I'm such a slagging fool.

 

I don't know what that means. If you mean to insult me you failed.

-his expression is about as not-a-smile- as you can get-

You would take the only thing I have from me.

Your dedication to losing is admirable.

I have never really been a people person.

Thank you.

Does the name Unicron ring a bell? How about "The Unmaker"? "Planet Eater"? "Chaos Bringer"? I can go on.

 

Eating people is not the only thing you have you slagger
I've been tring to explain this to you for the past like month i mean frag

 

I said-

-he looks honestly confused. What? What is happening suddenly? Um?-

 

You can unmake my valve any day baby. Bring chaos to my spike. Eat my entiiiiiiiire interface array. In a sexy way. The sexiest way.

 

Human myth - guy heard a prophecy one'a his kiddos was gonna throw him down, so he ate 'em all as they were born. Turns out, that's why the last kid kicked his aft to kingdom come.

All that ain't helpin' your cause neither. People tend t'care 'bout their offspring, don't wanna leave 'em with anyone they don't trust not to hurt 'em.

 

[She flicks her wings, unconcerned. As long as Unicron's just making idle threats and philosophizing, she's not going to start a fight.] Losing is destined. Giving up is not. Would we be children of life if we simply accepted destruction?

...hm. That is an interesting thought. When I can next afford a trip away, I think I'll go find Vector and see if we can't take a look across the stream. Being bound to one universe while still being able to catch glimpses of others is... frustrating.

 

guess we have that in common

come on dude i already did the list of dramatic epithets thing here earlier today now you just look unoriginal

 

Compared to... how long was I stuck in the blackhole again?

 

I'm trying to make it so that doesn't have to happen again, dammit.

 

I... what?
... Prim?

Selfish desire to hold onto a position of power is hardly the same as attempting to cut down on suffering by ending things in a swfit manner.

Seeing as my reputation is what it is it seems like this is a lost cause anyway then, isn't it.

It is indeed an interesting thought. Perhaps things are different, perhaps they are not.

My apologies I was not aware I was supposed to constantly weigh my word choices against your existance, or indulge your ego.

 

Then just don't do that.

 

are there robot exterminators? for robots? because theres a robot infestation?

 

What if the robots are hot girls.

 

The DJD are also robots so uh
Kind of?

 

vwell i dont see any, so!

 

What if I'm a hot girl.

 

are you a hot girl??