shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Monotheism exists, the foci of which occasionally also exist as actual beings. Those beings, having no family with which to interface, are consequently incapable of incest.

...oh.

Well.

...it would've happened sooner or later, everything was going to slag anyway. Not her fault we all fell into smaller social groupings.

...alright. [She is still uncomfortable with this, but it seems there's nothing to be done.]

 

-He ignores her-

 

what happens if god fucks jesus.

 

Mm.

 

Is selfcest incest or self-service?

 

-makes a wall of cobweb between them-

 

I didn't say you didn't do anything, either.

No. Being an adult means you can choose to act like an ass if you please.

 

-regards him for a long moment-
You see, if you'd told me that before? I might have tried to help you earlier.

 

you know what, god is fake anyways. lets stop talking about selfcest.

 

Did I do anythign now? I wouldn't be aware.

You know as well as me that that is not how its supposed to be. You shouldn't aide me. I am quite resigned to fighting for all eternity. It is how it has to be.

 

We can change how things have to be, Uncle. I want to help you.

 

Oh, frag 'how it's supposed to be'. Nothing in this slagging universe is how it's supposed to be any more, we might as well see if we can't make it better.

 

-rolls his optics-
Of course.

Seriously, for a moment, though - things must die to make room for new things to live, but that doesn't mean you can't find some time when you're not fighting - without everything being dead first.

 

...far be it from me to take a brother's hope, but we cannot. The gears will turn, the end will come; we will fight and fight until there is nothing left, until even space itself is empty and only the twins remain; and then they themselves will die as well. As all things come into being, so all things must leave to make way for the new. Even us. Even atta. Even uncle.

 

But it doesn't have to happen now.

 

[... the space around Unicron begins darkening. Is he... is he shrinking?]
The more we change the more things go wrong...

 

You know what, I've been doing all this for way too long and I'm bored of it now. Fighting is stupid. Let's see if we can't stop fighting for once in our fragging existences, okay? Geez. o(-`д´- ｡)

 

What do I have left? I will help him if it does not hurt you.

 

You are going to break everything, you have to fight me.

I. NO.

 

You don't want me, Uncle?