shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Angela snorts. "It started off as a joke. My name is Angela. I'm a doctor and field medic so they started calling me their "Angel of Mercy." So it became my theme, for amusement. And I was having trouble keeping close enough to some people to heal them, especially a certain Egyptian, so I thought, wings!"

 

-walks into the room in full raptora, oblivious as hell because DUTY is more important-

 

I always wish I had a more dramatic nickname. Mama Bear is good but it doesn't have that flair you get.

 

Six?

Not usually.

A joke? *sigh of relief* Thank God.

I was worried that you might actually think you are some emissary of God and pure good and everything else angels stand for. An angel, come down to lord above us all and tell us we're doing it wrong.

 

-snorts when she hears this-

 

yeah, six!

 

People've fallen prey to that kind of delusion before. And it hasn't been pretty.

 

"She thinks that's her job, don't let Mama Ana fool you."

 

Ah, you don't know why I'm laughing, habibi. Personal things.

 

i just seem older because of my charm and good looks!

 

Angela zaps Fareeha's ass with the healing stream.

 

-laughs again-

Oh, it is good that you've chilled out a lot. In the early days I feared you would have killed me with your glares when you saw me marking my gun!

-shifts and shows off the many, many notches on the gun. one for each man it has felled-

 

*laughs*

I'm not your habibi, lady.

What charm? What good looks?

 

-goes rigid for a moment in surprise. then she prepares. taking a defensive stance she looks about the room. there is...her mother. angela. the djinn. and one of those troll things.-

All signs clear.

-she hopes the visor covers the blush. god she is dumb sometimes-

 

*Ponytail flip.*

 

No, no you are not. But I can use the word regardless, dear.

 

Well, yeah, you can, I guess...

 

Mum, please.

 

Hush, Fareeha.

I will stop if it unnerves you. I don't mean anything by it. I'm simply a silly old woman, adopting every stray cat and vaguely lost adult she sees.

 

that vwas sexy, in case you cant tell because youre a moron!