shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I dunno if it unnerves me exactly, but... I wanted to make sure you weren't presuming too much there, you know... But now I know you're not, I think it's okay.

And I'm definitely a vaguely lost adult. *laughs*

When Sunshine does it, yes. But not when you do.

 

You can't go wrong with plain and simple. *dusts off his hat*

 

Good that it is cleared up.

 

Be glad you aren't called "Onion Knight".

 

*nods* Yeah.

 

MOR-ONNNNN.

 

'Cause I think my boyfriend's sexy and a teenage troll bitch's not? Really?

 

you really gonna stoop to the levwel of convwersing vwith him vwhen you could just vwait around and slit his throat at the right time??

 

Actually, you can't. I'm immortal and a real fast healer.

 

can you heal vwhen youre chopped into little tiny cubes and servwed on a plate vwith toothpicks in you?

 

yes!

my mistake! IDIOT.

 

... probably.

 

[Cait likes this]
I like the way you think.

 

so do they join up together or does each cube heal into a clone of you?

 

thanks! dont get any ideas because i sleep vwith my eyes open.

 

... I'm not sure. I tend to avoid actually testing the way that shit works.

 

*A rather large knife is equipped and she grins.*

vwhy dont vwe find out in the name of science??

 

Nah, I wouldn't. Or would I? I'm joking, but it is true.

 

... why don't we not?

 

im dead serious!

awv, cmon! dont hold back vwaluable research. vwhats the vworst that could happen?