shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

well, i wasnt.

 

Because you're stupid?

 

cause i didnt see a point to any of it and it bored the hell outta me.

 

Wait, you have sugar? I love sugar and all things sugary, sweet things are the best!

 

-Scanner grins and nods. the right reaction for once. He isn't doomed to spend eternity with idiots yet.-

Sorry fleshy couldn't hear ya you'll have to speak up a lil.

 

sugar as in kisses!

 

*disappointed* Oh. I still really want in on the lesbian kissing, but not with anyone that smells bad like you.

 

if you cant handle a little perfume, vwhy the hell are you trying to get vwith mavwerick MUSK-finn?

 

That's a dumb name. I'm not interested in kissing you anymore.

 

havwe fun being alone and vworthless, i guess!

 

I'm only sort of made of meat.

 

*grins back at him*

 

I don't have to be alone and worthless anymore, I've been getting loads more attention from people ever since that magic stone turned me into a girl and gave me lightning goddess powers!

 

-whatever used to be in the cube, now it contains treats! So many treats. several more mis appear to participate in general nibble-

 

Yeah cool, you know how about you never tell me any more than that, ever.
[He raises an optic ridge at her, taking a step back.]

 

I'm made of dirt.

-She steps forward, curiously.-

 

*Huff.*

hey, look, IVWE got a girlfriend!! i can do that too!

 

Where?

 

OI, @Janie Doe!!

 

Yes?