shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*She turns back to Norm with the smuggest expression she can manage.*

 

Responding to one's name is evidence of a romantic relationship on Itch's homeworld?

 

Uh-huh maybe pull some dirt from your ears, what did I just say?
[glares at tiny. Don't you dare, tiny.]

 

ask her!! shell say vwere dating because vwe ARE.

 

-She pokes him.-

 

[wordless digital yelling sounds]

 

-She giggles.-

 

[If someone looks very closely at the right time, they might notice Gess flinch.]

Please do not do that. His yelling is unpleasant.

 

Okay. Sorry.

 

Stop that or I'll step on you

 

[leans down to get a better look at Congessi and Scanner]

 

Sorry! It was startling and that makes me laugh!

 

[glares at the Universe]
WHAT?

That's fragging stupid.

 

[She nods acknowledgment, but doesn't attempt to interfere with Scanner establishing his own boundaries.]

[That is. Certainly something very large. Perhaps if she doesn't move it will decide she's already dead and dry and move on.]

 

You are very small and loud.

Are you ok?

 

-She giggles again.-

 

oh good, really needed that, has been a while since I was told that, can we stop with the looming now?

 

Okay cool, good to know you're broken, have fun with that.

 

[Makes energon for scanner. Unfortunately, it is raw crystals]

 

hmm.