shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

You're the one bragging about, um, bruising your date, dude. I'm just sticking that out there for the, uh, peanut gallery.

Nah, there's kissing and then there's mouth punching. One's nice and the other's, uh. Nice but in a different way. Rainy rooftops at midnight sort of way.

 

...well. Too late now.

[Bite delivered, she closes her mask again and scoops up the energon crystals that used to be Scanner's.] Scanner told me to bite him when I asked what sort of payment was preferred for crystals!

Yes. Few frametypes optimized to process solid-state.

 

(a wandering rat, having snacked, approaches @Marcus Hampton

snifs the Larg Human experimentally... attempts to leap onto and Make Friends with !!)

 

[He jumps a little, but once he can see what it is he relaxes. Rats are chill. He scoops it up and holds it to his chest with his good hand.]

 

-The mis have made sure the cube stays. Cube is mi fortress!-

 

[Scanner remains rigidly unmoving, even though his hand twitches when Gess takes the crystals. Those are his mystery poison crystals dammit!
... except she kind of has a point.]
Who even does that.

 

... watch my boner die. Die a sad, sad death.

(Or actually don't, but seriously, "tongue punching" is not a sexy description of kissing. Or anything else, for that matter.)

But there's nothing sexy about calling it "punching"!

 

[Orlandeau winks and makes fingerguns, still holding Juice's hand]

Oh. Not really the terminology I would use, but whatever floats your boat.

 

VWHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR DICK.

 

In a coffin. 'Cause you just killed it. Good job, Itch!

 

What, confirm payment method and then deliver as promised? [She plays back a recording of the exchange:]

What part of that is ambiguous?

 

There's nothing sexy about calling it a boner, either. Or a fuckstick, actually. Not really anything sexy about 'tonsil hockey' but I gotta hear that one too. Lord, I hate that one.

Sounds better than "I like to bruise people for kicks" though, doesn't it?

 

I like dongle.

 

It's not... ambiguous. It's...
[he blinks, shakes his head a little.]
You'll have to duke it out with Cloudcrusher and Nichrome for damaging their property y'know.

 

:3! (Many snifs are had. why this large rat doesn't smell like a rat? nevermind that, Hand leads to Arm, offering opportunities to enter Sleeve or ascend to Shoulder (Rat Couch)

The rat begins Armquest, climbin' and climbin')

 

Yeah but then I'm expecting something like, uh, two inches. Less, since memory sticks get smaller every year. That's uh, false advertising.

 

Unlikely. Nichrome has allegiance via Refractor, and besides Scanner's paint isn't even scuffed, let alone actually damaged.

 

Wing-wang.

 

I guess, but... still... come on, mouth punching! Really?

My 'dongle' doesn't.

 

i like meat svword!