shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

...Yeah. That, uh, means you don't know how to be nice.

 

ivwe been nice to my GIRLFRIEND because SHE hasnt deliberately sprayed me vwith tiny razors/vwater!

 

Libre,, formerly of Iacon. What is your purview?

 

You've also been, uh, not nice to tons of people because they didn't decide to pay attention to you. It doesn't mean you deserve to be hurt. But it also means that you're not, um, nice.

 

i didnt say i VWAS nice, i just said i knowv howv to 8E nice!

 

If you were nicer to people in here, it'd show them they were wrong about you.

 

but if they think im nice to people for no reason then they VWILL be vwrong about me.

 

It won't be for no reason.

 

So you're still not a nice person. I guess it's great that you, uh, like your girlfriend though.

 

it vwill be because im only nice to people i respect!

 

Spoiler: tw dark stuff

The only thing that can stop a monster is an even bigger monster. Everyone else will just sit around and do fuck all while the bullies beat people to the point of suicide. I don't care if it means I'm terrible, no one else ever does anything, and this is all I have.

She isn't exactly nice to my partner herself.

 

So you respect me?

 

i mean, i guess, technically?

*This is weird for her.*

 

Spoiler: dark stuff

And eventually you end up with a monster that decides to kill everyone because that's the only way to stop killing. Unless you get to be the monster who kills everyone, you don't get to control it either. Shit's fucked, but becoming a monster doesn't help.

 

Technically?

 

(Deirdre tilts her head) I'm not quite sure I follow.

Greetings, Libre.
My purview are the dead.
Or, more specifically, the dead in my home universe. I am one of those tasked to guide the souls to the afterlife.
What is yours?

 

MOST girls dont havwe the globes to go out vwith me so i CANT respect them!

 

[He makes a face.]

Sorry I'm... babbling, I guess.

 

(Deirdre waves off)
No need to apologize. Different priorities and societies, I guess?

 

Spoiler: dark stuff

Hahaha...Don't you get it? I'm already a monster, I killed my stepdad. What's the kneecaps of a few high school bullies to a man's life? I'm beyond redemption at this point.