shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

What did he say?

 

Not helping, Lopez!

 

[Onyx snorts, setting her own tankard down on the bar lest it get spilled; the engex is too good to waste! She lifts the hoof Sawbones is locked around and rolls it back and forth, providing a challenge but hopefully not actually dislodging the cat.]

 

¿Cómo el infierno puedo ayudar? ¡Nadie sabe hablar español puto!

 

good!!!! b3c4us3 1m F1N3 4nd th1s 1s VWORK1NG!!!!!!!!!!

 

-Lacuna looks at Unicron and floats a message to him.-

Sorry.

 

No.

Lopez! *groans* Why do the only two people I know in here have to be the idiot and the incomprehensible robot? Why?

 

Conseguir un ingeniero para arreglarme. Sarge no pudo hacerlo porque lo único que le importaba es guerra.

 

@Leonard L Church (RvB)

He said,"Get an engineer to fix me. Sarge couldn't do it because he was too focused on war."

*quietly to himself* how do I know that?

 

Sarge? This is all Sarge's fault? How? How is he-

*exasperated sigh* Thank you!

 

*tips his hat* Guess I'm a translator now.

 

Yeah. Guess so.

 

No tienes idea cuánto tiempo he esperado para que alguien que sabe lo que estoy diciendo. Aunque, hubo un hombre, pero era un pelotudo.

 

What's this guy's deal?

 

*sighs* Sarge accidentally installed a Spanish module in him, years ago, and no one has ever been able to replace it. And nobody's had the time to learn Spanish either, what with all the shit we've kept on falling right the fuck into.

 

A Spanish module? Around a group of non-Spanish speakers? Why?

 

(Apostasia watches the two with a smile.) (She is very glad she wasn't pounced on herself)

 

*sighs* I have no fucking idea.

 

Sarge is a funny guy. Maybe he just wanted to make us laugh.

 

He wanted to make us dead, more like!