shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Yeah, I understand Spanish. Don't speak it too well, though, my mom stopped speaking it around the time my stepdad started getting violent and abusive, and he was a white guy who only spoke English.

 

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-Yes good, we not have a wonderful vantage point to bat Apostasia on the bill with flat paws...unless we slip and need to scramble not to fall off the leg and Onto Apostasia, paws failing wildly-

 

[Onyx makes no move to stabilize Sawbones this time; catsister needs to remember to balance on her own, and it's not that far a fall!]

 

[He gives her a bitter little smile]
You would apologize to The Unmaker?
It is not something unexpected. I should not have hinted at that, considering I have no intent to claim you.

 

*nervous glancing at @local rats *

 

I'd apologize less if you claimed me. I don't like being claimed.

 

@Kenny McCormick hey kid, do you want one of my chocolate-banana cream pies?

 

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i have no idea what you just said, but i am concerned about how it ends with "$20"

 

weird kid.

 

Very well. Without me laying claim to you, you will derive no benefit from this connection however, as I do not maintain a court.
It would be your right to demand of me. This much is still known about the Touched, I hope.

 

...wait, uh. What does laying claim mean? I thought it was like...

...foooorcing me to work for you? And I'm not doing that, um. Again.

 

Spoiler: nsfw

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Wow! Do you kiss your twin with that mouth?

 

(Now that's just mean. Apostasia stands up on her hindlegs, and while Sawbones scrambles, grabs them wherever they can manage first. Why do platypi have such stront front paws? How is she grabbing Sawbones, she has flippers! Maybe she just hooked her claws between plating. Point is, Sawbones now has a cackling platypus hanging off their leg.)

 

... you kiss your twin?

 

Spoiler: horrible, horrible joke

at the very least youre living proof that abortions should be free.

 

Duuuh?

 

Not duh. Very much not duh.