Blargh I remember seeing a post somewhere with a page from one of the comics, talking about what the robots are doing on Earth, and there was - hm, the Caminan Combiner raiding a radical militant thing to save a bunch of schoolgirls, and one robot protecting a kid in Detroit against police brutality, and I can't remember whether I saw it on tumblr, in my big thread reread, or in the previous couple pages of this thread.
Because Rodimus had no concept of proper detainment protocol and he has to keep this one from escaping without killing him :P
An observation: Rodimus definitely texts like Roxy Lalonde. This is going to make any sexting pesterlog fics... interesting (concept is concepted and ready to roll, I'm just hung up on the starbladejack fic verse before I try to dive back over into the other starscream-getting-hella-laid series)
...This shitpost got entirely out of hand, I'm sorry. Welcome to Roximus land, where the lemon yellow text is nearly invisible on my own screen, making for an even more authentic typo Aesthetic RD: dude like RD: we ca'nt both use red text RD: like i know red is p amazing but RD: u got 2 change or this is gonna get ten diff kinds of confuddling ST: Oh, no. You can change, if you want. ST: I can't believe this. Four million years, we've been in a civil war for our freedom, and here Autobots are still trying to take the color red from me. ST: I'm afraid you don't get a monopoly on it, no matter how jealous you are of how much better it looks on me. RD: oh fckuck RD: is this gonna be verve round two RD: *swerve RD: all that reclamming the suffix stuff haunts me 2 this day ST: I don't want to know the context for that, do I. RD: like u know RD: reclaimming the 'con' suFX RD: ppl dyin their asses off left and right, and he wants to relcalcium the suffix RD: *you no what i meant ST: What the fuck. RD: I KNO, RIGHT?!?!1 RD: n e way.. . RD: there, a nice beyoootiful lemony yellow, aight? ST: You are literally the only one in this conversation who had an issue with that, so yes, I suppose so. Are the trivialities over? Can we get back to business? ST: ...Aren't lemons an Earth thing. Can you not? RD: u said fuck earlier buddy ST: Wait. No. RD: hooo yeah. welcome to the human vocab pit population a lot plus you /shoots finger pistols/ ST: You have finger pistols? Why was I not informed of this?! ST: The places I have let you put those hands - RD: its a finger of speech RD: (ha) RD: but yeah b2b RD: thegoods.jpg RD: you toytes like what you see? ;) ST: Why are you using a .jpg file format? What kind of plebeian do you take me for?! ST: More to the point, why have you never installed a spell check program? What is this, some sort of obscure Autobot secret code?! ST: Is this why we could never crack your special operations? Because your collective spell check is broken beyond all reason? Unbelievable. RD: :( bruh RD: u cant jus ask some1 why they dont have spell chk RD: just look a@ my nudes like gddamn
Starscream, I imagine. fuck, tho, Roxy and Rodimus in the same room, what a excellent crossover thought
EYYYY, I just got Starscream flush-laid, so it's time I got him pale-laid too! Wheeljack/Starscream, sfw (though the rest of the fic series definitely won't be) now off to get him pitch laid too
SPOCK....... SPOCK... THIS KILLS THE MAN....... oh my god, for the first half of the fic my face was just. stuck like this: god, i love starscream so much??? i love the way you wrote them both, omg.....
You don't understand the pureness of my agony...I finished typing up a long comment on AO3 expressing my deepest adoration for this fic...AND IT TURNS OUT AO3 HAS A COMMENT CHARACTER LIMIT Why does this always happen...
I feel like aggressively posting the Icona Pop song over and over again will get old quickly but oh my god I adore how much you adore Starscream, and how much Wheeljack does too, and how sweet and tender and careful they are with each other and oh my god, tenderly touch Starscream and wash him some more I'm crying with happiness here.
Two songs that remind me of Starscream: Spoiler: lyrics (nsfw) Son of a bitch God likes me I am the best Fuck everybody else but then: Spoiler: lyrics Here lies everything The world I wanted at my feet My victory's complete So hail to the king Arise and see So your world's benign So you think justice has a voice and we all have a choice Well now your world is mine And I am fine
hey hey hey you guys should be reading this if you aren't already. the djd! hot rod the baby prime! vos the skinniest, fightiest little bastard in the universe! it's a real good time. STRONG rape warning for the bits that involve hot rod's stint as a slave >:0 seriously though it's gr8
Hey hey guys I just remembered that these three videos exist. If you're curious, check them out and compare them with IDW and MTMTE and see just how good we have it
apprently there are people legit auguring about deceptions vs autobots and bringing real world shit into and name calling!
It seems for some seeing the Autobot/Decpetcion civil war as black and white still but with the Cons really being the "good guys" is now in vogue instead of you know the war being a complicated many shades of grey thing where both sides did fucked up things and sacrificed ideals for 'victory'.
