Out of context quotes thread

@OnnaStik Some of them are sneakier about it than others.

 

@OnnaStik Yes, but they're mostly about murder instead.

 

Spoiler: context

i got mad at an article and went on a twitter rant

 

this one involves the guy crying all the way through
(and the girl's like 'what's wrong' and the guy's like 'oh if only i got to lie in your bed' and she's like 'eh fine' and then the requests escalate but the dude never stops fucking crying)

 

Spoiler: very nsfw

terezi fucked a manthro chap in like the middle of the davejadekat house's livingroom before enyone could stop her

 

Re: previous:

 

"Note to birbs: do not eat Hazel McCallion"

 

"Those feet look awful familiar, don't they?!"

 

That sounds like an Oglaf comic.

 

@Acey
"I have a barely active but still gyro sideblog."

 

Autocorrect can create some interesting stuff. :P

 

"I am forever gonna imagine my brain problems as a fat shiba now."

 

so anxiety
such depression
wow