shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*She squirms out of her shirt, plummeting from however far up she is.*

 

Your plating came off.

 

(The Huskie who was where Itch dropped down spooks and goes hide behind the nearest thing, which happens to be Unicron's foot.)

 

i knowv! because i outsmarted you. NO THANKS TO A CERTAIN DEAD8EAT SOON-TO-8E-EX-GIRLFRIEND.

 

H-hey!

 

dont evwen TALK to me!! i hate you and i cant evwen remember vwhat it FEELS like to like you!

 

-Janie starts crying.-

 

(One of the Huskies noofs Janie with its snout. Smells like earth! But also moving and making noises.)

 

*Does he look smug? Just a little bit.*

 

-She pets the dog, still crying.-

...I thought you were nice, Itch.

 

and i thought YOU actually CARED about me, but vwere debunking all SORTS of rumors tonight!!

 

I couldn't fight that guy!

 

if you REALLY lovwed me, you vwouldvwe tried.

 

That's dumb! And I barely know you, I like you but I don't love you!

 

then i guess its settled. go avway!

@Unicron

*Cups her hands around her mouth and yells up.* ARE YOU EVWER GOING TO DROP MY CLOTHES OR DO I GET TO GO HALF NAKED.

 

...liked you, I guess.

 

i SAID, go avway. if you cant evwen fulfill the basic requirement of 8EING A GIRLFRIEND theres no point to being around you!

 

[Not like he actually cares.]

 

Okay. Go away.

 

IM not going avway, im not the one vwho lied to me and abandoned me vwhen my life vwas LITERALLY at stake!