shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-his lips against Primus neck, still peppering small kisses there, and exventing deliberately-
If you have any objections you need only say please.

 

...ah, those kinds of twins.

 

Uni! You know I d- -squeaks again-

 

theres a face i havwent seen in ages!

 

What was that?
-the underside of Primus' jaw is very interesting, yes.-

 

Uni- ah- if you keep doing that I'll have to- ah- teleport us out of here!

 

Is that so?
-That is definitly a very smug grin he is having there while he contiues exactly what he has been doing-

 

[In the most deadpan tone he can manage:] Oh, no. Please stay. I always wanted to see two giant golem god twins do stuff. It's been a lifelong dream for me.

 

-the poutiest of pout faces- meeannieee

Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ happy to oblige~

 

The laws of this space govern us, as well as you, and thus we have to...

[in the softest, breathiest voice with a hot puffed exhale right onto his neck]
Yes I am.

Prim...
[He gives the other a look.]

 

-big sad puppy optics-
Sometimes people watching is hot...

 

not for the rest of us.

 

Speak for yourself!

 

MAYBE if they were cute girl twins with robot honkers or something, but theyre ugly and doing NOTHING for me.

 

Prim. No. We do not know who rules this realm and I personally would rather offend them with something more deliberate.
[It is very difficult to concentrate on being strict like this.]

 

You know y'all can just fade to black?

-She gestures at the obscured parts of the Rave.-

 

-at a low volume- Bet you wouldn't mind if it was Jetski. ( ◞･౪･)
-giggles- So we're not taking him with us when we go, then?

 

... I... Would like to point out that I was joking.

 

Awwww. Oh well!

 

[He looks at where she gestured, and nods in understanding. That's good to know.]

[He attempts to deny this about five different ways at the same time, his optics flushing brightly]

Prim. Stop harrassing the organic.
[He's attempting to hide his embarrassement.]