Shitposting Rave OOC

I personally headcanon everyone in Overwatch with various kinds of PTSD and other fuckery. A well adjusted bunch they are not.

 

This was totally going to end in 'mounting' (as in "to mount a hill/staircase/other climbable thing"), and then I caught myself halfway through and couldn't just delete the joke, even if Doxxy doesn't wanna say it :P

 

Is Doxx actually upset or is he being silly?

 

Doxx just had to do minor field surgery on his pale husband in his main storyline, and would very much like to sit around with his buddy and get shitfaced. He is also not the one whining about being covered in mis, though :P clearly either he or scope needs a new color scheme for their avatar.

 

Definitely.

 

But also good.

 

@Loq LS is partially offering because it amuses the ever-loving fuck out of me to imagine Doxx waking up and knowing how to fix his pale husband because it came to him in a dream.

edit: and also partially because making up robot medicine is Fun Times because I'm a nerd.

 

Makes as much sense as any other NaNo-fuelled plot point :P

 

A classic deus ex machina. With a literal machine.

 

Clearly we need to bring in @Primus.

 

Guys SPR3 has 800 pages. How dafuq?

 

Robit Drama gottagofast

 

Ain't no party like a shitpost party because the shitpost party don't stop.

 

"I'm going to bed guys"
>three hours and a sad-drunk tantrum later...

 

I read all of @juice's posts in the same mental voice as Napstablook.

 

juice isn't used to speaking and isn't great at formulating sentences, so they tend to falter a lot while talking so they can think about what they are gonna say next

an increase in pauses means they are either choosing their words very carefully, or are distressed and their mind is racing

 

juice is also used to silence and tries to maintain an androgynous voice, which is why they are slightly more quiet than other characters

 

[Dom is now having weird mental images.]

 

that's what the godly incest twins are for~

 

Yeah, but until the tickling thing, they've been acting a lot like the two main "deities" of Dom's home setting (Herobrine and the creatively-named Hexobrine). So, I'm assuming he's also currently getting weird mental images about them.