Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

rip ohio

 

massachusetts is basically just the cape

 

Wisconsin doesn't deserve the Twin Cities u:

 

New Jersey is just a bean, but we stole NYC. So that seems fair.

 

@missoyashirou I had this open in another tab and then forgot about it. When I came back to it I was convinced for a moment that I was in the out of context quotes thread.

 

Haha, scared a couple off on OKCupid that were trying to flirt with me today. They started talking to me like "hey, me and my gf are looking for a gf, you interested?" and I mentioned I was genderqueer and had to explain what that meant. Then they asked what genitals I have and I told them "female more or less" and just left it at that with no elaboration. They wished me a good day and left XP

I've had... a decent number of people ask me about my genitals on there. Like woah there, hang on! I just met you. I want to talk about what kind of hobbies you're into and stuff and get to know you and you want to know what I'm packing in my pants? There's a reason I write off people who ask about my genitals on there. Because they all do it within the first 20-30 minutes!

 

They only have so much time to plan their threesomes, they need to make sure the genitals are compatible before they risk icky things like friendship and emotional connection with somebody who won't help them get their bootydance on.

 

spam bots are targeting my calendar now

my calendar

what the fuck

Spoiler: look!

 

what the hell

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1732627600397735

 

If you have a ravelry account, looking at this project page for a dog sweater pattern, which is just 23 pages of pictures of people's dogs and cats and rabbits and guinea pigs wearing sweaters they've made, is a very good way to spend an evening.

 

That's my evening now.

 

The dog with his store-bought sweater just came in behind me, chuffed at me, climbed on my bed, and settled down on the pillow.
I'm so glad the internet exists so we can all easily share these pictures of adorable animals.


eta: He's abandoned my pillow to take over the middle of my bed

Spoiler: picture of dog

He's like a cat
That's almost exactly the middle of my bed
DOG

 

In an ideal world, whenever somebody asks me, "Hey, Blackhole, describe yourself!", I'd just link them to this video every time.



(I'm fairly sure that the somewhat profound effect this compilation has on me is compounded by the fact that one of the first few times I watched it I was high on acid. It blew my mind, probably).

 

Frickin alantutorial

 

Why

 

:5 minutes of flipping through my Azumanga Daioh omnibus collection: j f c Kaorin was the worlds biggest lesbian, I hope she winds up happy someday.

 

A little one-minute song for these trying times.

https://mefimusic.s3.amazonaws.com/Everything Is Fucked (Keep On Going).mp3

 

I looked up what a non mechanical refrigerator, or " icebox" looked like usually in comparison to a normal refrigerator and honestly i cant get over how most of them look like cabinets and wardrobes instead of the appliance im so used to.



???

 

Actually, finding out about how the Phantom in The Phantom Of The Opera gets Christine to trust him makes the romantic triangle in the musical (and the sequel musical about the Phantom being Christine's baby-daddy and her still being in love with him) really kind of awkward. I mean, I wouldn't put "my father's musical and vengeful ghost" on the short list of romantic partners, but apparently that's how Christine roles.