shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

* @The Handmaid Not that you'll have much luck with that.
* Even if you convince him to leave, I fully intend to stick around myself!
* Double the flower power is double the fun, don't you think?

 

Thank fucking nonexistent god.

 

"A day is not complete without me falling off something," Jame says dazedly.

"What's a mutant? And you remind me of someone …"

 

its so LAME! vwheres the sex!

 

yeah, can i get a rundown of what the deal izz here? kinda got some femalezz to work my mojo on, unlezzzz youre zzuggesting zzomething here.

 

Jame grins. "We can't help our natures, and my role is Nemesis, avatar of Destruction."

 

* You caught me!
* I'm 2.
* And I was sooooo hurt to think you might not want me around.
* Just look at me crying all these tears!

* Now THAT would have been interesting!
* Imagine if there had been two of us going around, back then...
* It wouldn't have taken for the human to show up, for us to have someone REAL to play with!

 

mine's "cynical fuck that's good at finding things," so i'm sure we'll get along swimmingly.

 

That sounds fake.

 

Why you, dear. How could you not know that? You aren't some sort of revolutionary are you? One of those let's a8olish the hemocaste types? If so I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm sure the leader of the recent re8ellion was a respecta8le troll, damned fool or no.

Not 8eing randomly inserted in the middle of a sexless narrative? This isn't some dimestore 8odice ripper. I have some taste.

 

its EASY, just put a girl in and then havwe the character fuck her. since thats howv it happens in real life.

 

Reason for that. Grown up version of that kid. Aranea. Talky one. Grown up and from another universe, you know. Time shit. Blah blah blah.

Your job here is to get ride of the fucking pirate. Rub your unwashed body on her if you have to. I don't care. You get cookies. And by cookies I mean scotty dogs.

 

"Things tend to find me!" Jame says. "Somehow someone always wants me dead. But I don't die easy. Tougher than I look.

"I'm Jame." She holds out a hand.

 

zzo youre zzaying i can do it without getting in trouble, right? dont need the bitch pitching a fit becauzze i got a little handzzy.

 

Now if you want that sort of story I have more than a few. All over the spectrum too, for that matter. Oh, 8ut you don't need that sort of story. Not from a lowly cerulean like me. Surely you have plenty of such sordid materials in your hive.

 

i dont havwe a hivwe, im dead!

 

Well I mean she flayed a slave alive for being a bit mouthy one too many times but you'll be fine. Maybe. I think.

 

zzoundzz kinky.

 

........are you intoxic8ed?

You flay your rightful property one time and the local psychopomp won't let you live it down.

 

Who the hell knew that the Shitfins army would be useful for being stupid.