VINES TRIED TO EAT MY DICK (The MacElroys Play D&D)

i knew it was only a matter of time but fuuuuck man cant we have ONE thing without discourse?

 

Here's hoping they don't do to the TAZ fandom what they did to Night Vale fandom.

 

I also saw (but didn't cap) someone bitching that there's a guro Taako/Kravitz fic on AO3, and how that's terrible because Taako is so ~*~pure~*~ . I admit I laughed at that one, because: Taako. Pure. TAAKO.

 

I read that fic, it is fucking FLUFFY.

 

Hell yeah, I really liked that fic. There was aftercare, even! And cuddling! It was consensual! I mean, even if it was non-con, so fucking what, you do you, author! But if they bothered to read the story, it's Taako at the steering wheel.

 

Fuck it, let's make lemonade, rec anything you've found for this fandom that's fucked-up, be it Taazed or Taaklarg or what-the-fuck-ever.

I'm digging Warm Blood, an AU thing where Kravitz is still an enemy and he and Taako have fucked-up hatesex. There's manhandling and degradation. <3

 

This is the best lemonade

 

Also I'm just...so uncomfortable with the idea of shipping discourse in this fandom. Be cool! C'mon.

 

the porn wasn't my particular thing, but i'm... so impressed by how well the author nailed taako's 1) voice 2) bad lying at the end

 

Fluffy gore with power bottom!Taako? Link, pretty please :3c

 

You're welcome.

 

That was amazing. This is the sexily fucked-up nihilistic Taako I never knew I could have. Beautiful.

 

Spoiler: suffering game 2

On a lighter note, I know I'm not the only one who's STOKED for a dire flying electric bear / poisonous regenerating slime fight!

Also, everyone else who knows the McElroys probably caught this, but the room they're in right now is literally a Monster Factory

 

So i am finally listening to more of this. On episode 4. ...do all elves sound like taako. Taako voice wow. Taako are you gonna fuck the black spider.

 

Cheese? ???????

 

...oh my god taako is sone dumb holy shit. This is a character choice. He is super sumb.

 

He's just your simple idiot wizard.

 

I can neverbremember merles name half the time. Hr isbjust dad.

 

I love that Taako's alignment is apparently Chaotic Good when Taako in practice is like, "Oh, we're killing everybody. I thought that was implied." Chaotic Selfish.

Then there's Merle's version of Neutral Good, represented by him suggesting that

Spoiler: spoilers up to boston live show

they kill Klaarg, Killian, and the Catwalk Boy. While he whispers KILL in Taako's ear like the devil on Taako's shoulder. You know. As you do.

Magnus probably still fits as Lawful Good, if you interpret Law as an internal moral system.

 

Spoiler: Sg2

found this on tumblr and laughed my ass off http://invisibleinnocence.tumblr.com/post/153396874496