Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: context

today on "I'm a writer I swear"...

 

[5:15:52 PM] Here Comes Team Rocket! : High mayonnaise, high reward?
[5:15:54 PM] Here Comes Team Rocket! : ...
[5:15:59 PM] Here Comes Team Rocket! : God danmit
[5:16:00 PM] princess purble: ...
[5:16:03 PM] princess purble: i
[5:16:06 PM] princess purble: i have so many questions

 

Spoiler: context

the story was cute, but it still is amazing that those words can be in a sentence together and make sense.

 

[11/18/16, 6:57:26 PM] Supreme Succ: with legs like these,
[11/18/16, 6:57:29 PM] Supreme Succ: who needs flesh

 

[10:25:41 PM] M: he has chronic infomercial syndrome

 

john dirtyamporaconfessions-Today at 9:12 PM

are you suggesting i become a prostitute and/or murderer to seal my facepaint

 

@furrylatula better than leaving it unsealed, I guess?

 

it's nice to see a troll with a passion for architecture

 

And we keep- nah, I'll be good :P

 

/not being good


but for real, if you manage to listen to this for more than 4 hours, consult somebody

 

Spoiler: nsfw?

Spoiler: context completely sfw

I talk to my electronics, and for some reason kept just missing my butt pocket when I tried to put my phone away

 

I was, too.

 

... what is the quintessential cornerstone of carnal cordiality?

 

i definitely read that to the tune of "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

edit: no, it works EVEN BETTER wth "i am the very model of a modern major general"