Fugly Holiday Celebration Thread

SO. If there's laready a thread for this then I'm sorry, but I'm a fan of finding the fugly, the WTF, the "what were they thinking" and the "I'm a good person what did I do to deserve this" in holiday decor and clothing.

From factory errors to failed food and centerpieces, from horrendously wrapped gifts to the horrors of holiday sweaters.. I want to see it all. Literally any holiday, not just winter ones. Bring it on. Show me the horror sweaters and socks, show me the reason Grandma has two holes in her kitchen wall and a dented oven. Share your horror stories of holidays past experienced if you have no pictures.

:grabby hands:

 

we've probably all seen it on tumblr already but i'm starting the thread off with merry shitscram:

 

omfg i love

 

have one tiddy be safe and warm. the other one tho. that's your party tiddy. (considering everyting's covered, I don't feel the need for a spoiler/nsfw warning)

 

D: tinsel on your boob must itch like a motherfucker

 

im just glad she's wearing a pasty or I'd be screaming about glue on nipnops.

 

award for least subtle "grope me plz" I've seent oday goes to..

THIS ONE ISN'T FUGLY BUT i WANT IT.

 

help

 

a gift from searching Valentines stuff.

 

Oh my gods
I am strongly considering sending this to my crush with no context

 

woo me with bacon roses or gtfo

 

Boyfriend actually made me those last anniversary. They were good.

 

not exactly ugly holidays but this seems to fit the spirit of the thread.

 

This website is NSFW & 18+ and boy that's a fun looking piece of underwear friend

The best product description though:

 

a'ight so here comes the festive cock warmers.

Spoiler: SFW aside from shape

Spoiler: nsfw examples