shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

... Now that I think about it, "floaty magic being" fits a lot of people I've met.

 

YOU vwont stop being vwrong. its like a chronic illness or something.

 

It's you who won't stop, actually.

 

i bet you dont evwen knowv vwhat the empresses favworite drink is!

 

What's so important about that?

 

because if you dont knowv it, you cant be right about it!

 

I don't need to be right about it 'cause I'm not gonna talk about it and it's not gonna affect my life.

 

maybe shell invwade your home some night and you couldvwe prevwented it by knowving her favworite drink!

 

Then I'll ask her and GONG it up!

That and if she's on Pennarion, I think everyone in our house would have a much bigger problem than her favourite drink.

 

please, like shed talk to someone like YOU.

 

*Mumble mumble something about how it's not invasion, it's establishing colonies on lesser developed worlds in order to improve them.*

 

Well, then, I guess we'll have to get out the heavy artillery!

 

you cant shoot the empress!

 

Is she immune to bullets?

 

vwell, no, but you CANT shoot her, shes the EMPRESS.

 

Yeah, so?

 

thats not howv it vworks!

 

What exactly is there to stop me, though?

 

*Frustrated gesturing.*

 

That? *laughs*