shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

UGH, its not MY fault youre an idiot!!

 

It's not my fault you expect me to respect the Empress just 'cause of her title and blood and fancy tiara! And it's not my fault that's all bullshit!

 

no, its not cause of that, its because shes the EMPRESS. you vwouldnt understand, its clearly a troll thing.

 

And the Empress is her title, which she has 'cause she happened to hatch out of her egg a certain shade and under a certain sign. Not 'cause she's any good at ruling or any better than anyone else or worthy of my respect. 'Cause she was born a certain colour, under a certain sign.

 

i said you vwouldnt understand!

 

I think I understand it all better than you, actually.

 

youre not evwen a troll! and i bet if you VWERE a troll, you vwouldnt be beforan.

 

So, I wouldn't have to hang out with you Ampora assholes? Awesome!

 

*Cough.*

 

Okay, so... not that awesome.

 

if it helps, i vwouldnt be caught dead vwith anyone vwho acted evwen remotely like you.

 

Yeah, it does.

 

i vwouldnt be caught alivwe vwith a dead you, if it helps!

 

... that really doesn't.

 

keep thinking that to yourself. unrelated, but do you lock your vwindowvs during the day?

 

I will now.

 

in that case, howv thick vwould you say the glass is.

 

Not telling.

 

thanks, thats all i needed to knowv!

 

*blows a raspberry at her*