shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*smiles at the cuttle*

 

vwhich makes YOU evwen TINIER!

 

I'm big enough for Dali and my boyfriends.

 

thats nice, dont care! youre still a midget.

 

And still better than you.

 

*She starts laughing.*

 

... what?

 

nothing, nothing! youre just hilariously pathetic!

if you vwere ACTUALLY better than me, you vwouldnt need to say it! it vwould be obvwious vwith a single glance.

 

*glare*

 

hey, im just saying!

 

And I'd like you to stop.

 

i thought you vwere better than me. if you vwere better, vwhy vwould the lame insults of some random broad get under your skin?

 

'Cause I have feelings too!

 

and i dont?

dont dish it out if you cant take it, buddy!

 

OWVNED!!

*You can practically see the stars in her eyes.*

 

"1 would actually pay money just to see you try to break 1nto our house." Sunshine sits down next to Norm. "Mostly because 1t would probably end w1th droplets of you spray1ng out across the Westron Sea, and maybe then you m1ght even be something l1ke clean. There are no w1ndows 1n our bedroom. But 1f you feel l1ke tak1ng on a panel of transparent alum1n1um re1nforced w1th un1corn ha1r and moonstone wards and that's just the f1rst layer of protect1ons, I'm sure the thylac1nes and husk1es w1ll be happy to eat what's left of your heart. Assum1ng there 1s anyth1ng."

 

Bianca snuggles up with Reed who sounds like she's having a really bad day.

 

sounds great, im in! alvways up for doing exactly vwhat someone tells me i cant do.

 

There's plenty of slag bigger than us, even if we count Titans as the same species. [Paradox shudders.]

 

The universe is vast and terrifying and beautiful, isn't it?