shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

vwhy should i care about something that doesnt affect me, the fewv people vworth givwing a shit about, or anything outside YOUR tiny little bubble of reality?

 

... I don't but... yeah, that sounds like Weirdmaggedon.

*sighs in frustration*

 

Sunshine sighs. "Recru1t1ng h1m terr1ble help 1sn't actually a very good strategy, beloved 1d1ot."

 

... Hey, I visited a world with a crack in the sky and logs of some kind of apocalypse once.

 

What? No? I wasn't going for that.

More like, "you think he's such a pushover? Fight him yourself then!"

 

no, really! i only havwe so many fucks to givwe, vwhy should i be vwasting them on total strangers?

 

"1 know. But 1 also know how B1ll works."

 

Maybe ask Ford when he shows up next time? He studied that kinda stuff. I was one of those people on ground zero for Weirdmageddon, but physics ain't my fermented grain beverage... Hm, come to think of it, with how many robots there are here, I'm kinda surprised none ended up in GF back when.

@Maverick Muskfinn Look, Norm's explaining this badly, but... the whole universe subjugation thing? Ain't even Bill's worst. He's got this... thing, you see, for top hats and bowties. Everything ends up wearing those if it's in his vicinity for a prolonged time. You know, like what those pretentious snob type people wear who feel all superior to other people even though they're obviously way below you? Yeah, like that.
(Oneira shudders)

 

... that sounds like Weirdmaggedon too.

'Cause they might give those fucks back to you someday, as thanks for you caring about them.

And Cronii are way too easy for him to tempt.

Hey!

 

"And he makes you dr1nk d1sgust1ng fancy w1ne. And take 5 baths a day."

 

And girls HATE him!

 

oh, YIKES!! vwhy didnt you just say so BEFORE??

 

(surveys the obvious lying with amusement, but doesn't say anything)

 

vwhat kind of disgusting vwine.

i think ILL be the judge of that, MISTER.

 

Ehhhh you spend a couple cen in space you learn to avoid the weird anomalous slag unless you're at least 60% sure it won't cause instant gruesome death.

shhhh let them do their thing

 

*gestures at all the non-Cronii, non-Julissa, non-Kelly women who have met Bill and are in the rave*

 

"5 baths a day," Sunshine repeats. "W1th soap."

 

so youre saying that you personally vwould do something for me if i care about your problems.

 

... alright, alright, I've caught on now.

 

yeah, vwhatevwer. i vwanna hear about this vwine!