shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-deathglare- Sir, kindly go frag a rusted fencepost covered in razor blades Captain Sir. -muttered under his breath- I would be no danger to your buzz if you just got a room.

 

Is that an order or a request, soldier?
[Nichrome is messing with him now and deliberately.]

 

Oh I can think of a few things... [is he joking? He's probably joking. Hopefully. Venture, fragging your CO will not actually get you anything besides laid.]

We're just flirting Libre slow your roll if things actually get serious we'll clear out like responsible people. If nothing else because I don't want to get arrested for real mid-frag.

 

"Yeah, but they have sn1ffers at every door when you come to pay your respects. Also, you can't get drunk on that w1ne no matter how much you dr1nk of 1t."

 

then vwhat the hell is the point of it.

 

"To demonstrate how very classy we all are."

 

you knowv vwhats classy?? getting shitfaced and setting people on fire! thats vwhat us high society broads do.

 

"That sort of act1v1ty 1s def1n1tely not perm1tted. B1ll would hate to be m1staken for the k1nd of ruff1an that dr1nks t1me punch out of red Solo cups and plays 'sp1n the person' w1th v1llagers he's turned to stone."

 

you knowv, i vwasnt evwen INTERESTED in associating vwith this fucker until you all started desperately trying to convwince me not to. just thought i should point that out.

 

If you join Bill, you'll have to get brain surgery after.

 

no, i vwont, because i plan on staying alivwe.

relativwely alivwe.

 

You'll still need brain surgery if you live through it.

 

i JUST said i plan on being alivwe! if i had brain surgery i vwouldnt BE alivwe, dumbass!

 

That's not brain surgery works!

 

i think i knowv howv brain surgery vworks! its vwhen you take it out.

 

*falls down*

*a metal plonk is heard when it hits the ground*

 

... well, someone here sure got hers removed.

 

nope! just had it done to a fewv of my political enemies. i knowv a guy!

 

*facepalms*

Seriously, Musky? Seriously? You think brain surgery just means "taking the brain out?"

 

because thats vwhat it means.