shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

No, it's not. Sure, that can technically be called "brain surgery" but actual brain surgery is fixing the brain by direct interaction with its physical workings.

 

sounds fake, but ok!

 

Ford, Sunshine, Valiska, Dali, Jade, actual brain surgeons, me myself and a whole fuckload of other people would disagree with you there.

 

Altering. Not necessarily fixing.

 

Would you rather everyone had the triangular yellow demon from Hell in their brains?

 

but, like i said! i vwasnt interested in this guy until you all started making a huge deal about it.

you kinda brought this upon yourselvwes!

 

Brain surgery isn't just for removing that thing. Broad term.

 

It's also for treating paralysis and other stuff like that.

 

And also for removing unwanted ideologies, implanting triggers, quick and easy brainwashing, lobotomizing the worst offenders into nonsentient drones...

There are as many cruel uses as there are beneficial.

 

What? No? Our kind of brain surgery can't do most of that shit!

 

pretty shitty brain surgery you have there.

 

Uuuuuh. Our brains are, as far as I know, kinda. Squishy. And fragile. I don't think you can manipulate them that easily. Don't know about... Robots?

 

If you guys can do that, why does Musky think brain surgery means brain removal?

 

cause it does!

 

"Yes, 1t can. You don't th1nk Sever1n Hotass P1nes can do just as much damage as he can f1x? He just wouldn't."

Sunshine sighs. "Bas1c pr1nc1ples. 1f you know how someth1ng works well enough to f1x 1t, you know how to break 1t. Why d1d you th1nk Ford and 1 are the best saboteurs? We know how to break sh1t. Docterror1sts are r1ghtly feared because they know how to break people, and 1 don't th1nk any of us want to to know what Sev could do 1f somebody damaged h1s partners or any of the1r ch1ldren badly enough."

 

how should i know. do i look like i know who the hell she is?

 

"Because she's dumber than a box of rocks."

 

... it can?

I mean, yeah, lobotomies are a thing but I'm sure the rest of what the robot listed can't be done with surgery in an organic brain.

 

if i vwas dumb, vwould i havwe single-handedly ovwerthrowvn an entire monarchy?

 

*sighs* Yeah, I guess that would be why.

You look like a Cronus.

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