shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Well, I know we can't do it, but where I'm from was apparently not that advanced, relatively speaking?

 

whats your point here?

 

???

 

You guys have an entire universe dedicated to yourselves.

 

"A lot of it can't on Pennarion. Some of it can on Cereus. The Talassani death cult Valiska escaped from can do a whole bunch of that shit with magic." Dali shrugs. "Never underestimate the ability of sapient beings to be shitty to each other. Just take comfort in knowing that most of us don't really enjoy cruelty, and we are fortunate enough to live in one of the few societies that doesn't reward it. For at least as long as the current cabal of rulers can hold on to it, which will hopefully be a long enough time for some basic changes to take root."

 

what the hell are you talking about.

 

Idiots can rule the world.

Ah. So, brains aren't too squishy and fragile for that kinda surgery after all?

Huh. Okay.

*smiles softly* And yeah, I definitely appreciate Pennarion.

A whole universe consisting only of Cronii.

 

*Confusion.*

 

An universe where everyone you meet is a Cronus. Musky comes from there.

 

oh, no, i dont rule! ivwe set up a MINARCHY, not a monarchy. i bet you dont knowv vwhat that evwen means.

 

... minarchy?

 

I mean. We can totally fry a brain with psychological stuff, and the Order actually tried brain surgery once buuuuuuuut people got angry and they stopped the experiments, so, uh. Yeah. Not really subtle stuff like affecting memories and all that, though.

 

"An entire monarchy populated by fucking idiots like you," Dali points out. "You run a planet full of Cronuses. That doesn't make you Tainell Asturien. It doesn't even make you Donald the Trump."

 

Yeah. Subtle stuff sounds... pretty impossible.

 

yeah, im kinda NOT from there. i still dont know her.

 

Ah. Okay. Got it.

 

so im the dumb one but you dont evwen knowv vwhat a minarchy is.

i told you, i dont run it!

 

It sounds like a mini monarchy.

 

no, it isnt. it really, really isnt.

 

So, what is it?