shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

no, see, i vwouldnt knowv. im obvwiously too idiotic to understand complicated systems of govwernment like that!

 

"So you took over a planet of dumbfucks and don't run it?" Dali shrugs. "That doesn't impress me either, Stankfins."

 

You sure you didn't just make up a word to sound special?

 

Lucky you.

[He frowns.] My name is Eclipse.

 

Sorry. I'm Norm the Genie.

 

"That's special, all right. That's Laureline special." Dali sighs and drapes herself across Sunshine and Norm.

 

*curls his tail around dali and sunshine*

Laureline special?

 

i took ovwer it specifically so NO ONE could run it! i got a crewv dealing vwith making sure no one gets too big for their britches and starts trying to run things themselvwes, and i finally brought some CURRENCY into that bitch, and then i shovwed it off the metaphorical branch to learn howv to fly. shits going great!

did i?

 

Yeah. Minarchy. 'Cause monarchy didn't make you feel unique enough.

 

so you think a minarchy is the same as a monarchy.

 

Uh, yeah, basically.

 

Dali giggles. "It's not very nice. But it sounds nice. Laurelen's the capital. People are kinda refined. They say, special. They mean, incredibly fucked up. They say, blessings upon you. They mean, die horribly and freeze in hell."

 

*Eyebrow raise.*

 

[He nods, expression easing; he didn't seriously expect an ex-slave to be intentionally depersonalizing him, but...]

...heh. How many times have we gotten into semantics and ethics and teaming up against pistonlickers here, and we still didn't know each others' names?

 

"Nah, she means minimal rule. Libertarian rule. We had that on Pennarion and it sucked."

 

Ah. It's like when people in the South say, "bless your heart."

*laughs* Many, many times, that's for sure.

 

But why does she call it "minarchy?" She knows how stupid that word sounds, right?

*laughs* Minarchy.

 

"I'm Sunsh1ne. She's Dal1."

 

"Because she thinks she's the first person ever in the multiverse to have had this idea."

 

archy. monarchy, one ruler. anarchy, no ruler. minarchy, minimal ruler.

vwhy are you so stupid?