shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*walks over and offers a hand* How's the weather down there?

 

i cant feel my tail.

haha, VWERY funny. im sure EVWERYONES laughing at that hilarious little jab, because i couldnt POSSI8LY havwe feelings, right?

 

Is there anything I can do?

 

Sorry, I was trying to lighten up the situation. *still is offering his hand*

 

vwouldnt say no to a massage to bring feeling back into it.

by insulting me??

*He ignores that hand.*

 

What is a massage?

 

*scoffs* Excuse me. *walks away*

 

back rub.

 

*her tail moves back and forth playfully* What is a back rub?

 

"He's hitting on you."

 

oh, so vwhat, a guy cant ask for a little massage to breathe life back into his poor, crushed extremity vwithout being accused of flirting?

 

*whispers in her ear* I know. I want to see how far this can go.

 

so what's up with all the.. horny dudes? (reed gestures out cronus horns with her good arm)

 

im a sex demon, vwhy do you think im horny?

 

jesus, what happened in my fucking childhood to make my subconscious like this? i can explain MOST of the nightmares, but this is actually bizarre.

 

so you think ONE sex demon is a terrifying nightmare? wimp.

 

yes, look at me, i'm terrified. :| no, dumbass. it's just weird.

 

pretty tame, actually. the fella aint much of anything.

@crocellsApostate
and, YES, thats a height joke, because i still havent forgiven you.

 

forgivwen me for vwhat.

 

oh, i dont know, flagrant public infidelity ringing a bell?