shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

uh, hello!! im provwing myself by standing here. havwe you SEEN me??

 

Yes, I'm not blind. But that's not a valid answer.

((hint:Let there be love, but try tail))

 

if you cant tell im dateable vwith one look, youre clearly too dense to be vworth it. go avway!

 

:0 (the rat carefully stands up on their back feet to survey the mi zone. It could use some piles of fluff and bits of fabric but the rat is impressed with the mis' nest)

 

I guess I will then. *turn invisible and walks away*

 

@Itch

Spoiler: you tried

 

Not very hard, though.

 

more like SHE tried and failed because ivwe got standards!

 

Apparently. Young love, seems like a good idea, but they don't seem to get the concept.

 

You were the one trying to win her heart though. She was trying to test you, obviously.

 

thats not the body part i vwas aiming for!

 

-some mis groom a rat!-

 

Doll, you don't immediately go for that!

 

I think the kid did a good job. She had her A game going.

 

ill immediately go for vwhatevwer i vwant!

 

THANK you, scabs mcgee.

 

I think it's more of an Itch problem than a young love problem, honestly.

Wow. You have such low standards.

 

Your opinion doesn't count. You can have anybody do what you want with a snap of your fingers. Plus, you live on that sketchy side of the Commonwealth

 

You're very welcome.

Look at me, do you think I have a problem for anyone that wants to be with me?

Pal, the sketchy side is the best side. There's a lot of diverse people than in that frantic baseball stadium you have there.

 

not picky, you say.