shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

... I guess not.

 

You rush into things, that's your problem. You got to slow down and smell the roses, if you know what Imean.

She's too young. I got my wife when I was older.

Leave Diamond City out of this. At least we have proper people there, not junkies.

You should see the people he sleeps with. I swear, i would love to gouge my eyes out.

 

vwhy??

im practically an adult!

 

im available.

 

Nah, I don't really have a preference to anything.

Thank you,

We're not junkies, we're misunderstood. Plus, we are also civilized. have you never been to the Third Rail?

Really? You really want to get it on with a 100 year old ghoul?

 

absolutely. normally i go for anything with a pulse but i guess ill make an exception.

 

Because it's gentlemanly, and nice, and not creepy.

Seriously? I don't remember age working like that, unless your kind has a different way of counting years.

Yeah, I've been there. I hated it. the only good things there are the bouncers and the bartenders. Other than that, it sucks.

What's the quickest way to erase my memory?

 

I'm not dead, I'm just VERY irradiated.

 

im going to do the OPPOSITE of that, then, because im not a gentleman!!

vwhats a year?

 

look, are you TRYING to make this less fun? who CARES what the nitty gritty details are.

 

It's just a phrase, i don't think there's a word called gentlelady or something along those lines.

Does your planet have a celestial body that it rotates around?

 

Alright, I can see you are commited. Welcome aboard the ship.

 

vwords are fake, you can make em up at any time.

vwhich planet?

 

Well, then. It is not gentlelady of you to go running in thinking you can get away with everything.

The one you live on.

 

i livwe HERE!

 

well how do you know your age then? 11 years old

 

im six SVWEEPS old, i just said i vwas elevwen so shed be interested.

and i havwent ALVWAYS been here, obvwiously! you end up in the afterlife once you DIE.

 

"If that's really her A game...that's sad."

 

Unfortunately for her, I'm pretty sure it is.

 

vwho evwen ASKED you?? clearly YOU dont think my flirting is good because i vwouldnt touch you if you vwere the last fucker on beforus!