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Lu really cares about Galley but goddamn she doesn't know how to Moirail. Fuuuuuck.

 

Lu, Grubcakes are not going to help him right now, holy shitsticks.

 

I was just leaning over to tenderly wipe the blood away from the most pitiable Troll in the world and the camera turned on all by itself.
I am not a model.
He is REALLY not a model.

 

BEL.

 

Sweet, merciful screencapture programs.

Sorry Pancho, that is almost exactly what happened. Get your ear kicking boots on.

 

so amused by "he is REALLY not a model"

 

I like the second idea. If you weren't about to get distracted by Lu I'd suggest you do that. But you're about to get distracted by Lu, so nevermind.

 

Look at my boat! Isn't it neat! Behold the colours so varied and sweet!

Carla: *rusts*

 

That's because you said one of the magic words. Other acceptable magic words include "I have an awesome idea" "Do you know what would be hilarious?" and "Do you want to go on an adventure?"

 

Galley, noooooo...

 

He's so cute, I cannot even begin to handle this.

 

This isn't what it looks like!
I wish this was what it looks like!

 

Yeah, that's not creepy at all, Bel. Not even a little.
It's a good thing you're an adorable dork.

 

Fact #2 here is what keeps Bel on the "Young dumb and adorably clueless" side of being just a bit creepy. Instead of the other side, Best not to think bout the other side.

 

WHEN I SEE YOUR FACE
THERE'S NOT A THING THAT I WOULD CHANGE
'CAUSE YOU'RE AMAZING
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE

 

Galley

 

Slay me.

 

Slay me.