shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I think your flirting sucks 'cause it sucks. And I wouldn't touch you if you were the last fucker on Beforus or Pennarion either, so dude, I'm pretty sure the disinterest in mutual.

 

im MORE disinterested in you because im out of your league.

and dont call me dude!

 

Well, I'm out of yours! So there!

 

because youre beneath it.

 

Dali shakes her head.

"Itch," she says, "there's nothing wrong with not being romantic, but...you did a whole bunch of things wrong there. I mean aside from the part where you're a total stankfins who needs at least five baths." She shakes her head. "First of all, don't refer to people you used to date as 'that cowardly dirt girl', because if someone I was thinking about dating said that to me, my first thought would be that that's how they're going to be talking about me some day. Second of all, if someone says no, don't ask them why. It doesn't matter. If somebody isn't interested, you can't argue them into it. And finally, if somebody does give you a reason, accept it and move on even if you think it's bogus. Because having someone call you a liar is really not hot, and you can't argue girls into wanting to fuck you."

 

i didnt listen to the rest of that because i dont care, but dont kinkshame me and says vwho??

 

I'm floating high above it, actually.

 

liar

 

youre vwearing a sleevweless suit!!

 

A real dapper sleeveless suit.

 

*Crosses her legs.*

YOU DONT EVWEN HAVWE FUCKING LEGS!

 

Dali, Pap and Sunshine all agree that I don't need any.

 

VWHERES YOUR DICK??

 

you said that was your kink

 

Not anywhere you're gonna be looking.

 

yes.

IS IT FLAT MOST OF THE TIME?? DOES IT JUST RISE UP FROM A SLOT IN YOUR TAIL??

 

... wow. You're actually... pretty accurate.

 

so?

 

IS IT POINTY??

 

... why the fuck would it be pointy?