shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

howvs that my fault??

 

It's not. But now you both know how wet you'll get if you insult my boyfriend. And I'm not talking wet in the good way.

 

i could also put a fewv bullets through your skull if you tried that!

 

I'll just get back up again. I'm immortal, dontcha know?

 

and vwater does nothing except get me a little soggy. guess vwere evwen!

 

Fine. Just don't insult my boyfriend, okay?

 

vwasnt going to. nevwer evwen implied i vwas. little paranoid, arent vwe?

 

Itch did.

 

do i look like a grubby little pupescent pipsqueak to you.

 

No, but your stench is the same.

 

so you think smell dictates personality?

 

*rolls his eyes*

No, I think you two are the same person, just at different ages. And you're a bitch both ways.

 

pretty sure almost fivwe svweeps can change a girl just a bit!

 

Barely at all.

 

i got girls.

 

"Who are you calling a reject?" Dali rolls her eyes. "Don't think I can't put you in your place because you're dead."

 

-mi fort is indeed a safe place to sleep since the fort is guarded with water balloon catapults while building efforts continue-

 

Eat your turkey

 

that sounds really kinky!

 

vwhat the hell is a turkey.